Corrupt a Wish (Yay another dumb game :D)

[counter-strike rocks]

your so smart that that you are considered a "mega-nerd" so nerdish, being what u are, the school bullies (even from other schools) beat you up so hard, u commit suicide

i wish i had tf2  

[Doxymon]

Granted. You got it for Ps3 and now have to deal with the fact you'll never get an update. Plus ya have to deal with having others rub the said updates in. ;_;

I wish I would finish all my projects on time and get A+'s for them.

 

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, but when you get a job, you don't know squat, and you get fired.

I wish i had a super duper awesome computer.  

[Mawnster]

Granted. Your computer is so ******** awesome, though, that it's even more awesome than you. People you know and love begin to favor it over you, and every night they bring it with them in their convertibles to go clubbin' while you sit in a corner with your television, which slowly begins to inch its way to the door inbetween your sobbing.

I wish my ear wouldn't get infected so much.  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, you grow a special fungus in your ear that destroys all invading bacteria, only one problem, it's so big you can't hear anymore.


I wish blizzard would give us a release date for Starcraft 2.  

[counter-strike rocks]

then, since you know what time it comes out, when it comes out, you wont be like, "OMG STARCRAFT 2 IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

i wish i could drive! (cus im 13)  

[Radiosquid]

Granted. You now CAN drive, unfortunately the law says that you MAY not.

I wish I was immune to radiation and Atomic Bombs.  

[Mawnster]

Granted. However, your wish was made only a short time prior to a horrible nuclear disaster predicted by Al Gore. The disaster was so sudden, that the entire human race had no time to prepare for its devastation, leaving you, the only living being left on Earth.

I wish I could speak and understand every language known to man.

 

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, You're stuck with translating everything ever for the president.

I wish I could make a beowulf cluster.