Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

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the city is attacked by me~  

[Therinert]

i was too busy typing and posting my message  

[avalonsThief]

I saw a person that looks just like me inside a large peice of glass.  

[Therinert]

i bit myself and had to get tested for rabies -_-  

[avalonsThief]

I watched as a guy that dressed like the cowerdly lion ate his arm while walking into a hospital... It was very odd.  

[Therinert]

i got sick and had to go to my friend al's house  

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saw a flying lion and fainted for years  

[Therinert]

i couldn't see anything even the doorway...  

[avalonsThief]

When the lion came out of the hospital he had no eyeballs. I am now taking therapy.  

[Therinert]

i went to jail for making someone go to therapy  

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quit life when seeing a poor lil lion going to jail  

[avalonsThief]

I saw a lady die on the streets because that freak of a lion that made me go to therapy was going to jail because of what he did to me!  

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i woke up and shot an ugly lady  

[The Delirium Trigger]

My burial is scheduled for ten minutes from now.  

[Therinert]

i went to the funeral but it was for me -_- joy...