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 Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:14 pm
Granted, but he rides off into the sunset on his trusty steed, never to return.
I wish I was done with my Christmas shopping.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:15 pm
Granted, but you spent so much you don't have enough money to buy the gas to get home sad
I wish I was brillant
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:25 pm
Azure Alexea Granted, but you spent so much you don't have enough money to buy the gas to get home sad I wish I was brillant Unfortunately, being a genius doesn't necessarily make you smart. I wish I had a million bucks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:40 pm
Granted, and here come the trucks to unload your million deer bucks. Hope you wished for a lot of hay to go with it mrgreen
I wish I could find a copy of The Christmas Story left in stores.
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:00 am
Granted, but it plays repeatedly and you can't stop it from doing so.
I wish I had a new house that could take care of itself.
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:19 am
Granted, but the house finds you (and all you invite inside) annoying due to how messy people in general are and eventually kicks you out.
I wish I had a pet dinosaur.
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:30 pm
Granted! But then it grows up and eats you!
I wish my son would clean his room. (The computer's in here, I hate wading through.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:40 am
granted, but then he turns into the typical teenager and won't let you in his room!
I wish my boss would quit griping about every little mistake I make.
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:10 pm
Granted. Instead he doesn't complain about anything -ever. The company goes broke from mismanagement and you lose your job.
I wish it wasn't so cold here this winter. stare
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:03 pm
Granted a sudden massive climate change causes your area to turn into Nevada like dessert overnight with temp over 100. Unable to adjust your area turns into a ghost town and the government descends to conduct tests as to wtf happened.
I wish I could figure out my stupid cell phone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:20 pm
Granted, but your phone breaks just as you have everything figured out.
I wish I had a Death Note to purify the world of all evil and filth with.
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:20 am
Granted, but there is not a person left on the face of the planet because, as you know, all people are made up of good and evil.
I wish for a foot massage, my feet are killing me cry .
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:40 pm
Granted but it's preformed by a 300 pound man who's last bath was in 1967 named Buddy with a crazed foot fetish.
I wish my job was to poke people with a stick every time they did something stupid twisted
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:40 am
granted, however you found out that you did the most stupid thing ever, and now you have to poke yourself over and over with no time to poke anyone else.
I wish my Christmas shopping was over.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:36 am
Granted, but then you figure out that you got the wrong gifts for everyone on your list.
I wish all my Christmas decorations would just magically appear all over my house.
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