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[Ayersi]

.:. Fine let me keep the emotional scars and you go spend the money on beer ;w; .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

I've got much better things to spend it on!

-Brings out wii while hiding six-pack-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. -looks in a mirror-
Who are you?
Where's feuer
What have you done with feuer?
you're ugly
-starts chopping off my hair-
;~; .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

O.O

-Sells wii and sends Feuer to therapy-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. -is in therapy-
; 3;
My name is feuer and I have a problem -continues introduction-
.:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Also in therapy-

My name is Aaron and I'm an alcoholic. And I haven't had a beer in... 3 minutes. gonk

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. I knew you would spend our childrens money on beer! scream .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

What kids? D<

You mean the mutant baby you made with the tree! D<

-People around me slap me and tell me to give someone else a turn-

D;

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. -is one of the people that slapped you- ;~;
I have more than that baby tree!
I mean.....
That tree needs a future! .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Faceplams-

-Runs out of therapy crying-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Meiazure]

My strawberry did NOT violate Sagra. It's the other way around! And it suicided! ;__;

*bursts into tears*

...*goes to HQ beanstalk area to cry on plants so they get watered*  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Liar. stare

I don't trust Seizures. D:

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[vietkieu]

Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Liar. stare

I don't trust Seizures. D:

The Dino Has Spoken

well we don't trust dinosaurs that could walk up to us and maul us any time while also biting our heads off. well you're not a dinosaur..... but you still associate with them !  

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. ;~;
-is out on a ledge-
Good bye cruel world!
-falls- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Is still ghost-

Why won't you just commit suicide while I'm alive so I can revive you. D:

The Dino Has Spoken