Miniskirt army.

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

....Alphonse might kill me....soooooo....~opens door and pulls Ed out then shuts door~  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

~breathing heavily~ holy crap....~runs out~  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

~laughs~ Never question Roy Mustang lest you want the closet again.  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

xp xp xp  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

Hey atleast I'm not afraid of my own fans!!!! rofl rofl rofl  

[DIngo_Reno]

I'm putting that statement to the test. *Throws envy into a diffrent closet of doom with her fan girls and seals it shut with very diffrent items*  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

Edward laughs hysterically. rofl  

[Maison de Misere]

'Tis karma, beybey. Now that there's no threat of being thrown in a closet... *puts on a t-shirt that says "Archer for fuhrer"*  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

*sits in with fan-girls* So whatya want???????*gets asked a billion questions and answers them* Okay...everybody's happy. *smiles, making them faint, knocks on door calmly* Can I come out now??????  

[Desirae Mustang]

*looks around* Hmm... *unseals the door and pulls Envy out*  

[Original_Edward_Elric]

Edward watched, a small tick mark on his head.  

[DIngo_Reno]

Damn it, should have placed her in the scarb one. That would have been better.  

[Desirae Mustang]

That is a good idea, I think that we should test that idea. The fangirls were just a bit to easy for her anyway. *looks for the door with the scarbs.* Hmm....  

[Thy Sin Is Envy]

*opens door with scarbs and holds one* You do realize scarbs is just a fancy name for Dungbeatle, right???*watchs beatle crawl around in hand* They are harmless little guys...and there is no such thing as a man-eatting scarb, DIngo...Edward.*puts beattle down and and hands Mustang one* see??? Harmless.  

[DIngo_Reno]

Then you never say the mummy, have you? *Throws you into the closet and seal it shut so when the scarabs are done, they won't come out and kill everyone* These are eqyption scarabs, they do what I said they do. Not the dung bettles that you think they are.