[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[hameko105]

Cookie hates yaoi  

[For-Chan Cookie]

*gasp!*

hameko105 holds the world record for the longest armpit hair. Ew. gonk  

[Drakie Cakie]

Some of those that burn crosses

. . .
Cookie has dentures cause she never brushes her teefs and they all rotted out of her skull!
. . .

a

re the same that hold office.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Drakie's facial hair is made out of 100% Siberian Tiger whiskers.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Lady Gyrfalcon is secretly bald.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[kyra-san]

Saffron Sugar is secretly jealous of Lady Gryfalcon's baldness.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

kyra-san is addicted to dill pickle juice. She drinks it out of the pickle jars with a straw.  

[kyra-san]

Egad! O:

For-Chan Cookie grannie panties over her head while she sleeps.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

kyra-san is addicted to granny yuri porn. Those wrinkly boobies turn her on.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-Chan's toes are made of strengthened titanium.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

(I wish my toes were made from titanium...)
Lady Gyrfalcon can fold origami cranes out of sugar cubes with her TOES. And then she eats them.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Captain tohru honda]

saffronsugar eats frozen chicken nuggets and has yaoi guys tied up in the back of her closet.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

surprised I DO!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS!?

Captain tohru honda hides plastic explosive in her ears.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Sushii can fly by directing her hands at the ground and screaming "Whooooooosh!"  

[Captain tohru honda]

(shhhh don't tell anyone..*an explosives blows up* ow..that hurt.)
lady gyrfalcon likes to like books.