What if L....

[one_smart_cucumber]

I would pass out because that would be impossibe, I would think that I'm either dreaming or I've gone crazy burning_eyes  

[Rei ojou-sama]

I would check into the mental hospital because of hallucinations.  

[Otfee]

I would have to kill him sadly. Tell the police he broke into my house, then say he tried to kill me. Find some of his handwriting and forge fake death threats from him to me.

Two reasons I would do the above:

1. He was BB's enemy, and BB is my favorite character (L is my second favorite).
2. I would be known as the person who killed L. (Of course, I'd probably be attacked in my sleep by rabid fans, but killing a nobody doesn't make you as well-known as killing a somebody)  

[XZeevaX]

xX_Elysium_Xx

ask him how he got into my house first...
if reason is valid, I'll give him sweets. xD
then make him do my homework...

ditto. about the homework anyway. i dont think i wold have time to ask what he was doing. i'd probably faint and die or piss my pants and be too embarrassed to talk to him gonk omg i want an L!  

[UltimaMage3]

Otfee

I would have to kill him sadly. Tell the police he broke into my house, then say he tried to kill me. Find some of his handwriting and forge fake death threats from him to me.

Two reasons I would do the above:

1. He was BB's enemy, and BB is my favorite character (L is my second favorite).
2. I would be known as the person who killed L. (Of course, I'd probably be attacked in my sleep by rabid fans, but killing a nobody doesn't make you as well-known as killing a somebody)

eek Wow. Even though I'm an L-fangirl, I like your answer. Pretty friggin' nice! But wouldn't L somehow convince the cops that you forged the notes or something? It really wouldn't sound right for him to be killed through forgery anyway, and besides, L probably hasn't written anything a day in his life.  

[CamTheAlmighty]

Id Kidnap him and compete with him in as many things as i could. chess AOE (not tenis its to girly) maybe soccer and id get him to teach me some more martial arts aswell as teach him to wield a sword.  

[Strawberry_Angel_L]

i would knock him out and wene he wakes up he'd be in the shikigami world  

[Saint Hallow]

id ask if shinigami love apples. if yes, i would eat all the candy with him!

if no... ill have to think of an excuse of why theres a hole in my backyard...  

[raspberries-ftw]

First i would have a fangirl moment
then i'll tell him to sit down at the table
then i'd make something for him
and i'd have another fangirl moment  

[Naomi Baine]

I would stand there for a moment, then be dissapointed that it wasn't Matsuda. D:  

[Omnoms]

Luckily, I'm a great baker :] So much so, i oculd probabaly convince him to stay