[SATIRE] 10 reasons why GAY MARRIAGE is wrong!

[flexistential crisis]

Ahahaha This just made my day! blaugh  

[Ceveo]

Meh as a pansexual Catholic...I'm not offended. I found it rather amusing comrade. Stillll I am not fighting for gay marriage, but fair civil unions. I am not yet ready for the civil unions to come across, clarification of the equation between civil unions and marriage must be made for me. Cause hell I am not forcing my priest to be so pissed as to marry me when really I'm just doing it for the benefits anyway.  

[Yabichan]

That's so wrong sweatdrop yet so funny. I don't whether to laugh or protest but some it does go way too far eek  

[Aimee Oto]

It's fine!!! How is God suppposed to ignore something that HE CREATED?! I'm not even religious and here I am talking crap... (sorry to those who are) but still! You are gonna get jumped, or whoever said that should get shot!!! And besides, why is it that two people who hate each other can get married, but yet, two gay people who love each other can't? (thx family guy)  

[iLessThan3 Jamie]

I've heard it before. Very funny.

Although, people should stop using eleven as some sort of a defense. That law, along with other silly ones, were in the Old Testament, which according to the New Testament, has been overwritten. wink

But yeah, lot's of silly stuffs in the world. America is just good at it.  

[AIRanimechiic]

Lenre Li

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

11. Gay marriage is a sin according to the Bible, as well as shrimp, which as Americans living under a theocracy we should strictly follow. That is why there are no Long John Silver's or Red Lobsters in America.

And no, I did not make this, but it's soo true! xd

Even though I'm not American, it's still tragically true... :3

you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids  

[Lenre Li]

AIRanimechiic

you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids

... Dude, chill. o.O;

It's just a bit of fun at homophobic's stupid attempts at justifying their backward belief that homosexuality is wrong... confused

Completely satrical, however. I'm pretty sure some homophobe's reasons are much more insane. *shrugs* Go shout at them for believing this s**t, not me.

[And, no. I didn't make this. I just posted it for everyone to enjoy.]  

[FOOLY-bloo]

This is great. I think you nailed every stupid opinion people have against gay marriage. rofl  

[FOOLY-bloo]

Aimee Oto

It's fine!!! How is God suppposed to ignore something that HE CREATED?! I'm not even religious and here I am talking crap... (sorry to those who are) but still! You are gonna get jumped, or whoever said that should get shot!!! And besides, why is it that two people who hate each other can get married, but yet, two gay people who love each other can't? (thx family guy)

Hahaha! Yes, good point. But what I'm laughing at is the fact that you can support your point with a scenario from Family Guy. It's not bad or anything it's just...I've never seen enough of Family Guy to notice the philosophy in it. Who knew?  

[Occasional_Angel]

OHHHHHHHH so true. heart This is totally amazing.

I still don't get why people can't just shut up alreay and stop being homophobes.

WE get it.

P.S. Luv the fine print.  

[User_2629207]

AIRanimechiic

you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

rofl Looks like someone can't detect sarcasm, eh?

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Solitude Doll]

Lenre Li

AIRanimechiic

you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids

... Dude, chill. o.O;

It's just a bit of fun at homophobic's stupid attempts at justifying their backward belief that homosexuality is wrong... confused

Completely satrical, however. I'm pretty sure some homophobe's reasons are much more insane. *shrugs* Go shout at them for believing this s**t, not me.

[And, no. I didn't make this. I just posted it for everyone to enjoy.]

LMAO, they misunderstood the humor xd  

[Drakie Cakie]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

AIRanimechiic

you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

rofl Looks like someone can't detect sarcasm, eh?

- Oscar Wilde.

Hey, have you seen the blind man
In disguise
Looking for his eyes?

Apparently the [SATIRE] tag went unnoticed.

Hey, have you seen the rain man
Looking to the sky
Begging for sunlight?

 

[Kori_Jin]

Numbers 4 and 5...xD Yup.  

[BlackBleedingRoses539]

That was HILARIOUS!!! I personally support gay marriage and it saddens me to realize that many of those excuses have been used when people tell me why gay marriage should not be legalized! Though i think that if some of them heard this, they would be forced to consider their infallable logic, even if most label it stupid and false.