L: I wanted to tell you that...
I AM L
Kira: O.O NO WAI.
L: YES WAI
Kira: Damn! Should I kill you with the Death Note now or later?
L: Umm... Later. Definitely later
Kira: *maniacal laughter*
L: You're in public...
Kira: and so are you! ....Right?
L: Yes. But I'm not laughing maniacally
Kira: no, you're just sitting in an odd manner. Am I right?
L: Of course. Nothing particularly suspicious about that, however. You, on the other hand, will stick out like a sore thumb.
Kira: Well.... uh... shut up! There are too many plotholes in our show anyway for anyone to EVER notice when I laugh maniacally!
L: Very true. You know I didn't even realize I was dead until episode 30?
Kira: You were dead? I thought you might've pulled a ninja and the dude I had Rem kill was your double or something. I always thought there was something off about that OTHER L...
L: Indeed he was.
Kira: ....Why did I have the only smart shinigami kill herself off?
L: Because you were an adolescent moron in a rush to build his own perfect world, unable to realize that there can be no such thing as perfection.
Kira: *hangs head in shame* Yeah, the only time I ever realize details like these are when I'm in some 12 year old's yaoi fanfiction where you're seme.
L: Not quite sure I like that...
Kira: Well I sure as hell don't like that either, but everyone finds it unlikely that you're ever uke!
L: I really wonder why that is...
Kira: you know, like they say, it's always the quiet ones with an extraordinarily high IQ and enough personality quirks to fill 10 people...
L: Smoooooooth. nutty nutty girl.
Kira: o.o <.<;; >.>;; Silence! You dont know my secret identity! *getting Death Note ready for some epic writing*
L: Not like you know my name anyway. No matter how many times you J-Googled me.
Kira: Damn! youre right! Damn you L! I will find out your real name! even if i have to get a dumbass like Misa to trade for the Shinigami eyes and meet you!
L: Well, you see, now I know your plan. So I'll just have to find her first and keep her very far away from you. I'll steal all her cell phones too.
Kira:
smile Crazy stalker.
L: It's how I roll.
Kira: True.... touche, L...
you know, for a shinigami that claims not to take any sides, Ryuk sure helped me a lot through the entire series.
L: He did. Then again it was all for his enjoyment. I suppose when something you want is very close, You'd be willing to give a little backrub...
Kira: *nodding* True.
...you ever wonder how shinigami show up into existence when they cant actually reproduce?
L: That's a very good question. I suppose the Shinigami King can and has a mate that know one knows about.
Kira: So that would make some of the shinigami in the Shinigami World related... Something tells me different.
L: You're guess is as good as mine.
Kira: Well, what if it's with the Death Note? A human gains ownership and uses it, then when they die, they go to this 'Nothingness' which just happens to be the Shinigami World.
L: Possible. Certainly a very interesting theory.
Kira: Hm-hm-hm. Well, I /am/ the top student in my class, so it's only natural I come up with interesting and somewhat plausible theories. *pores are oozing out "conceited!"*
L: And yet someone lesser than I defeated you.
Kira: <.< >.> Quiet, L! Or else... no candy for you!
L: But I already have my strawberry sundae.
Kira: O RLY?
L: Yes. *takes a bite*
Kira: NO WAI. Did you remember to tip Watari?
L: Of course.
Kira: Good boy. Lord knows Watari probably has to snipe a b***h to get those sundaes to you on time.
L: As though I have a rigorous schedule. Or demands.
Kira: I'd assume when you ask for a sundae, you'd want it stat. Speaking of which, how are you when you're not on sugar?
L: You don't want to know that.
Kira: Ah, so it's like Ryuk when he's not on apples? His body starts to twist up and all sorts of things happen.
L: Eh... you could say that...
Kira: Oh? I could?
L: Yes. You would not be 100% accurate but in some ways correct.
Kira: Alright then. I would like to confess right now that i like to keep Ryuk away from apples, as his suffering from withdrawal is visually entertaining. Until he kicks someone in the face. Hurt like a mother--!
L: Very interesting. I'll have to see that for myself sometime.
Kira: Now you know, be sure to keep your distance.
L: I will.
Kira: *goes off to kill criminals*
L: Hey. None of that now.
Kira: I can't help it. See me, trying to be god here?
L: Nope. *yoink*
Kira: O.O >8U
L:
biggrin Kira: *yoinks sweets*
L: *TACKLE* >:V
Kira: *punch*
L: *kick*
Kira: *engages in massive fight cloud*
L: Rawr
Kira: *phone rings* *picks it up* Hello? .....
.....
.... *hangs up* Stupid Misa!
L: She's hardly stupid. Just... misdirected.
Kira: e_e True... Alright then-- Misdirected Misa!
L: Indeed. Love that a**, though...
Kira: O.O If I set you up with her, will you get off my case about the entire Kira thing?
L: No.
Kira: Great. So you get no sweets, and no a**.
L: Yeah... poor me..,
Kira: >.>
(10:51 PM) Misa Misa has been added to the conversation.Kira: <.<
L: oro?
Misa Misa: n__n <3 MISA MISA HERE. =D -dances-
Kira: *goes into extra dramatic moment*
*hair turns red and all that jazz*
*goes into a soliloquy*
Haha, with Misa here, she can see L's name! and then I'll just call her to give me the info!
L: Too bad she other wise occupied at the moment. Right, Misa?
Misa Misa: KIRA-SAMA! Misa missed-- Misa is occupied?
L: Of course. She's busy gettting the 209 thousand spiders out of her hair.
Misa Misa: EEWWWW~ WHAT?! OMG WHERE?! ACK! -swats them away-
L: Now that we are alone for the next 12 minutes, what's all this I hear about me dying?
Kira: *scene goes back to normal* Uh, er... nothing. You heard nothing.... >.>;;
Misa Misa: -still getting spiders out of her hair- HOW IS THERE THIS MANY SPIDERS IN MISA'S HAIR ANYWAYS?! MISA IS ANGRY.
Kira: That's because L just lied. There aren't any spiders in your hair.
Misa Misa: ._.
L: Of course there are. What would you call that then?
Misa Misa: o__o
L: Anyway. Now that Misa's away from the big boys...
Misa Misa: -is in the washroom, searching for a mirror-
Kira: <.<;; >.> Er... I have to go somewhere... *hides behind a door and tries to call Misa as silently as possible*
Misa Misa: Aha! A Mirror!
L: *follows Misa and steals her phone*
Misa Misa: OMG! DID Someone just touch my butt?!
L: What finely firm buttocks you have. No wonder you're a model.
Misa Misa: -fumes- Misa Misa: You pervert!
L: And what if I am? What will you do about it?
Misa Misa: Y-Y-You! I hope you're not like this with Misa's precious Raito-kun all the time!!
L: Of course not. Why would I touch a man? I'm a pervert. Not a homosexual.
Misa Misa: >:C
Kira: *listening to all of this through the phone* O.O ????? *hangs up v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.*
L: Click? Did you hear a click, Misa-Misa?
Misa Misa: o.o; Misa didn't hear anything. Wait. Misa is in the washroom. o_o
L: Hm. I was sure it came from the phone I just stole...
Misa Misa: YOU STOLE MY PHONE?! -le gasp-
(11:09 PM) ./ / メロ ` м i ћ a є ℓ ; κ є є ћ ℓ ;; / / has been added to the conversation.Misa Misa: Misa is getting a call on her second phone!
L: *yoink*
Misa Misa: HEY! Give me back my phone!
L: You'll have to ask very nicely.
Misa Misa: Misa is angry! First you hog Misa's boyfriend to yourself, and now you take my things! Misa doesn't need to ask nicely!! -yanks phone back from Ryuuzaki- Hello?!
Kira: *had already hung up*
L: *takes it back*
Misa Misa: -takes it back from L yet again, checks her call history- OH MY GOSH.
L: *takes the phone and throws it in the toilet* What?
Misa Misa: YOU MADE MISA MISS A CALL FROM RAITO-KUN!
L: Really? I could have sword the caller ID said Kira...
Kira: *makes an epic walk to the washroom and pretends not to know anything weird is going on*
Misa Misa: Why would Kira be-- RAITO-KUN!!!
Kira: What's going on?
L: You're leaving, actually.
Misa Misa: -TACKLES=
L: *door shut*
Misa Misa: -hits door- Ow. D;
Kira: *on the other side* Well that was quite rude.
L: I love justice.
Misa Misa: TT__TT
Kira: *total Kira moment* I AM Justice!
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: You can go shove justice up your a**.
Misa Misa: Who the hell are you? -still mad-
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: -Shrugs.- Just a blond Slut. Oh but you wouldn't be in the category. -Looks Misa up and down.- You'd be in the 'Whore' Category...
Misa Misa: -wearing a skimpy outfit like usual- What would make you say that?! D<
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: I don't know, Why don't you ask your genious boyfriend?
Misa Misa: I WOULD if Ryuuzaki didn't slam the door in his face. D;
L: Well then problem solved. The door has proved him to not be a genius.
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: Use your brain, you dumbass blond. Even IM Not that stupid.
Misa Misa: -mumbles under her breath- Everyone is out just to make Misa angry...
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: -Throws a chunk of dark chocolate at Misa.- You know, Mumbling is bad for 'whore' super models
Kira: *busy eavesdropping, the scene goes all dramatic and miscolored as Light goes on another Kira soliloquy yet again* /Ooookaaayyyy.../
Misa Misa: -randomly pulls out notebook-
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: [[ Oh noez. ]]
Misa Misa: -and a pen-
Kira: [[ O NOES. ]]
Misa Misa: -scribbles-
L...
L...
a....
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: LAWLIPOP!
Misa Misa: w... o.o;
li...
pop...
Wait, what?!
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: /FacePalm.
Misa Misa: Damn! -crosses out with two straight lines-
Kira: *dramatic scene on the other side of the door goes comical as Kira does an anime fall*
Misa Misa: xD Kay, let's try this again! Since L mysteriously stopped moving. Misa can use this time to write his name down! Kira will be so proud of Misa! -dances in front of L-
L: *steals pen* What a lovely pen... I must have it.
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: /FacePalmAgain.
Misa Misa: OMG HE'S ALIVE AGAIN. I mean... animated or something.
L: I prefer the term, articulate, thank you very much.
Misa Misa: That's the word! Wait, is it? Misa should've stayed in school!
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: Misa, Please Graduate From Kindergarden... You give all blonds a horrible name.
Kira: [[ LOL. ]] *dramatic Kira moment again* Argh! I can't trust Misa to do anything right! *pulls out Death Note and scribbles down a name epically*
Misa Misa: -le gasp-
-epic fall-
-slow motion, dramatic music-
L: *can only watch in wonderment*
Misa Misa: Last words: Misa... is... a.... super star... and doesn't.... care who.... you....... are......................... -dies-
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: NO! MISA IS A SUPERSTAR WITH A BIG BIG BUTT AND BIG BIG BOOBS D< /Cough. -Clears Throat.-
Kira: *blinks and looks down at the paper, having scribbled /Mello's/ real name* Um... can I have a head count in there? [[ XD ]]
L: What you can have is your feet moving to get me a strawberry sundae.
Misa Misa: =___=;; Mello is so immature. -Misa used a pheonix down-
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: Your Mom is immature!
Misa Misa: DON'T STEAL MISA'S WORD, YOU COMIC RELEIF CHARACTER!
L: Please, please, ladies. I'm sure there's a way we can settle this.
Kira: [[ xDDDD aw, as much as i wanna stay and continue this... er... conversation? i gotta go now. ]]
Misa Misa: [[ I SHOULD go. But I won't. ]]
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: [[ Oh noes. Lawliet just called me a Girl. ]]
Misa Misa: [[ you are a girl. ]]
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: [[ SHH. ]]
L: ((with that hair, fool anyone))
Misa Misa: [[ Aren't you? xD ]]
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: [[ SHHHH. ]]
Misa Misa: [[ o.o; My bad. ]]
./ / メロ ` м i ћ: [[ You ruined me. ]]
Kira: [[ Play nice, you guys! ]]
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