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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:11 am
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:34 pm
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:38 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:45 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:30 am
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!+Pocky Flavoured Ramen+!
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:31 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:13 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:46 pm
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The sword fighting was so unrealistic it made me cry. A few short training sessions ALMOST (note the almost) every night, for a couple months, and he's some sort of legendary swordsmaster all of a sudden? I almost killed myself laughing when I figured out the logic (or lack of thereof) behind that. Seriously? And it was the same guy he was fighting. The same technique, and an old man to boot. Just because Eragon beat down a stragley old man, he's all of a sudden quote: "rare and talented". puke.
And, plus, there were so many TINY things he tried to rip off exactly from LotR. For example, the different-colored smoke rings.
THEN in the sequel, of course, our young farmerboy hero has to have some overwhelming, seemingly impossible obstical to overcome to make him that much more awesome, and suddenly he isn;t mr.hoshit like wtf kung fu swordsman. There are a LOT of "people" who can beat him.
And jeeze, the author pulled a starwars. Serious. Kung fu bad guy is his father. hoooojeeze. The only way he could have made THAT worse was to have Morzan come back from the dead and announce it himself. Like seriously? if that happened, how can you steer it away from a "I am your father" line? -.-;;
What else have I not griped about... the races were so very steryotypical, with not enough imperfections. Eragon always knew what to say, and when to say it. No pauses, screw-ups, or stumbling. Uhm... the described fighting is pretty inacurate, and the physical condition (that stupid scar) was completely unrealistic (in the way the fits happened, I could tell they just happened when it wouldn't affect the story much. My bet is that an editor told him to get a couple plot setbacks) and unnecessary. I mean, if you took the damn thing out, it'd take away the disgrace with the elves, which was really all the author wanted. Oh, yes, now the elves have to honor him above all else too because he overcame the obsitcal. NO. Jayze.
But yeah, they were good books.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:17 pm
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