.::Your Mama Jokes::.

[MissLadyMarmalade]

I only got one but yeah. your mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.  

[jiarrah]

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sing " We are family"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Heres one from the starwars robot chicken special

Your mamas so dumb she kept saying are not to R2.
Your mamas so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles  

[Marie Flamel]

Your momma's so fat, when she sings it's over.  

[The Lover of Wonderland]

Your mama's so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it said "To Be Continued"

Your mama's so ugly, that her reflection quit.  

[Distant Starlite]

Lol these are great jokes. I know a lot of you probably wouldn't say this stuff to a guy because of their combats. I actually say them to my guy friends and cousins lol. My girl friends find it immature or they are just bad at them.  

[AmethystDragon81]

Here's one:

Yo momma's so fat, when ya daddy climbs on top of her his ears pop.  

[Azula Mai 101]

lols, everyone ... here is just a few yo mama jokes,, some i made up n some are just ones everyone has heard of before;

yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat everyone shouts "TAXI"

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sing "we are family"

yo mama so fat she influences the tides

yo mama so fat we she sits on the beach greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean

yo mam so fat when she leaves to beach everyone shouts "THE COAST IS CLEAR!"

yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror, not only does it break but the pieces burn up in flames

yo mama so stupid she fell out of a tree when she was told to rake leaves

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama so stupid she burnt her ear while ironing cause the phone rang

yo mama so stupid she burnt the other ear when the caller rang back

 

[Meggie Bubble]

Yo Mamma so dumb she thought taco Bell was a mexican phone company!  

[EmoXRomie]

Yo Mama so fat that when the police showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't I.D. them.

 

[Fasia3]

Yo, mamma so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.  

[Aria of Blood]

Yo Mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl  

[reveriana]

I love this guild already xD
3nodding  

[lEnmity]

Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.