The And/But Game!

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much"  

[Underestimated_Angel]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King  

[Minerva the Bookwyrm]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout  

[Lady Pole]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head  

[Sita Harker]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy