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[Tahimek]

Night Rain55

Good jokes guys! xd I have one but it contains big words, so nevermind.

Aww, c'mon, just say it!

[WAITER]  

[Night Rain55]

Pagtatapat01

Night Rain55

Good jokes guys! xd I have one but it contains big words, so nevermind.

Aww, c'mon, just say it!

[WAITER]

Okay, but this is not good for the kids. I'm not sure if you guys heard of this joke anyway.

There was this Italian who went on vacation to New York. He had a little trouble with his accent when it comes to speaking in English. To start the day, the Italian man went to a restaurant to have breakfast. He sat at his table. There was a spoon and a butter knife. But no fork. He said to the waitress, "Excuse me! But I want a fock." The waitress looked at him like he was crazy. "Pardon me?" The woman said. "I want a fock on the table now!" The lady got furious and spat "Go to hell you son of a b***h" (Big words >.<)

Finally. The waitress gave his order. He saw a plate with one piece of toast on it. But he wanted two pieces. Not one. He said to the waitress "Excuse me, I want to piss." The waitress replied "Then go to the bathroom."
"No! I want to piss on my plate!" The woman got furious again and spat out "Go to Hell you son of a b***h!"

By the end of the day, the Italian man checked in a hotel. There was a bed, but no sheets. He talked with the manager and said "Excuse me, I want s**t."
The manger said "Go to the toilet." But he misunderstood the man again. "No! I want s**t on my bed!" The manager finally said "Go to Hell you son of b***h!"

When the Italian man checked out of the hotel, a hippie said "Piece on you"
The Italian man replied before leaving, "Piss on you too, son of a b***h!"  

[Tahimek]

Night Rain55

Pagtatapat01

Night Rain55

Good jokes guys! xd I have one but it contains big words, so nevermind.

Aww, c'mon, just say it!

[WAITER]

Okay, but this is not good for the kids. I'm not sure if you guys heard of this joke anyway.

There was this Italian who went on vacation to New York. He had a little trouble with his accent when it comes to speaking in English. To start the day, the Italian man went to a restaurant to have breakfast. He sat at his table. There was a spoon and a butter knife. But no fork. He said to the waitress, "Excuse me! But I want a fock." The waitress looked at him like he was crazy. "Pardon me?" The woman said. "I want a fock on the table now!" The lady got furious and spat "Go to hell you son of a b***h" (Big words >.<)

Finally. The waitress gave his order. He saw a plate with one piece of toast on it. But he wanted two pieces. Not one. He said to the waitress "Excuse me, I want to piss." The waitress replied "Then go to the bathroom."
"No! I want to piss on my plate!" The woman got furious again and spat out "Go to Hell you son of a b***h!"

By the end of the day, the Italian man checked in a hotel. There was a bed, but no sheets. He talked with the manager and said "Excuse me, I want s**t."
The manger said "Go to the toilet." But he misunderstood the man again. "No! I want s**t on my bed!" The manager finally said "Go to Hell you son of b***h!"

When the Italian man checked out of the hotel, a hippie said "Piece on you"
The Italian man replied before leaving, "Piss on you too, son of a b***h!"

rofl LMAO! That was a good one!

[WAITER]  

[Night Rain55]

I told everyone I knew about it. They all laughed. But I can't laugh about it anymore because it's been a really long time since I knew this joke. crying I need a laugh.  

[Raisus]

.... crying i don't get the last part! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop  

[Night Rain55]

AyakaBoA

.... crying i don't get the last part! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop

The last part is related to what happened to the Italian in the restaurant. He mistakes piece for piss. 3nodding Other than that. I don't get it either >.<  

[Raisus]

Night Rain55

AyakaBoA

.... crying i don't get the last part! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop

The last part is related to what happened to the Italian in the restaurant. He mistakes piece for piss. 3nodding Other than that. I don't get it either >.<

Oooooooh................HAHA. Oh! blaugh rofl  

[Night Rain55]

AyakaBoA

Night Rain55

AyakaBoA

.... crying i don't get the last part! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop

The last part is related to what happened to the Italian in the restaurant. He mistakes piece for piss. 3nodding Other than that. I don't get it either >.<

Oooooooh................HAHA. Oh! blaugh rofl

No, not piece I mean peace! I'm confused. @_@  

[Raisus]

Night Rain55

AyakaBoA

Night Rain55

AyakaBoA

.... crying i don't get the last part! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop

The last part is related to what happened to the Italian in the restaurant. He mistakes piece for piss. 3nodding Other than that. I don't get it either >.<

Oooooooh................HAHA. Oh! blaugh rofl

No, not piece I mean peace! I'm confused. @_@

Ya...that's what got me confused...  

[Animaznboy]

Soccer practice... @,@  

[Raisus]

i use to be good at soccer........but i'm scared of the ball... sweatdrop
O! I can think of it as an egg! SO CUTE!!!!! 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh  

[Night Rain55]

My back hurts. I'm already turning into an old lady.  

[Animaznboy]

xd The egg song really got to you... huh Ayaka?

I dare you... click on my house...  

[Raisus]

i love eggs! they're sooooo cute! i just want to cuddle with them all day long!!!! blaugh heart 3nodding 4laugh rofl

......what'll happen if i do?  

[Animaznboy]

Mwahahhaha...