___ ways to annoy your band director

[MerlinAnne]

slouch and forget your posture...  

[Sexy Toga Man]

WHen your Band director says fix something, tell them no I'm perfect you need to fix everybody but me.  

[machiaveski]

-Tell the director you're expecting twenty new freshmen members
-Then tell the director half your band is graduating/moving
-Take a foods class before the band period. [I always have food when I come to band and that causes a scene...]
 

[Permission Error]

Ask him pointless questions and don't play your instruments until he answers...
After every song or excerise yell out, "Thank you London!!!"  

[wavethedayaway]

If someone was chewing gum during class, I KNOW our director would be annoyed.  

[wavethedayaway]

Permission Error

Ask him pointless questions and don't play your instruments until he answers...
After every song or excerise yell out, "Thank you London!!!"

oh god. I should try that on monday. that'd be sooo funny.  

[Doomflute]

Try to conduct exactly like him on long rests. Drives our BD insane when I do it.

When he tries to punish you for it, first say, "Hey! I'm with the band, what do you expect?" and if he doesn't take that, say, "Well, copying is the greatest form of flattery."  

[Maluc_Fieri]

... we used to throw tennis balls at our BD while he was up in the stands yelling at us for our formations.... he really didn't like it cuz we were pretty good shots... and he sucked at dodging. xp  

[daietto]

We got our band director's cell phone number and called his phone every other minute during class from different phones. It was hilarious because he would stop conducting to answer so we didn't do anything that day. We had some kids dress up as ninjas at the end of marching season too and attack the same band director with cans of silly string.  

[DarkSniper]

Record the sound that the fire alarm makes during a fire drill, then put speakers on your mp3 player and put the volume up to max. (P.S. if you have a sax or trumpet. anything with a lot of extra space in the case, hide it there.  

[Stronghearted11]

Just talking, and she'll kill you all eek  

[iTiffy22]

Yeah he would kill me. I can't do that type of stuff in chamber winds.

 

[Symphony_Flute708]

Another: Sing "We're getting a Poor! We're getting a Poor! We're getting a Poor!" before competition. Poor = lowest rating in competition  

[Innocent_Sorrow]

Just late to our practices or have to leave early (even for doctors' appountments) already pisses the off and annoy them already last time my director wont let me leaveO.O