The Corrupted Wish Game

[TillxGone]

Granted but, no one really cares.

I wish for lighter skin.

 

[vietkieu]

Granted but within a week, you get accidentally burnt

I wish that i could speak another language perfectly

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but you then forget your original language.

I wish for Thread Man to come back. ;3;

 

[vietkieu]

Granted but he turns to the dark side and he attempts to murder you

I wish i didn't need glasses
crying

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, you turn blind. ;D

I wish for more time.

 

[vietkieu]

granted, your clock breaks

i wish for my friend to not be so far away

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, but your friend is not your friend anymore.
Your friend is now your killer.

I wish for mint gum.

 

[vietkieu]

o:
Granted but it's poisoned, you pop it into your mouth and die

i wish for a cool posting format
surprised

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, you never get one.

I wish for cute asian guys...with model long legs. >w<

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, all the cute asian guys are actually transexuals and are raging psychopaths

I wish I could legally kill this one guy

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, this one guy legally kills you first.
I wish for a new hair tie.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, the hair tie is a hair monster and eats all your hair.

I wish I could understand chicks better.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, you only understand why they're PMSing.

I wish to go to Yogurtland.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, but when you go you become horribly sick of yogurt and now you get nauseates every time you see any.

I wish my weight bench bar wasn't so weak and could support more than just 100 pounds

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, but your skin starts to split open due to the pressure from the increase weight.

I wish for a reason to stop procrastinating.