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 Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:09 pm
I got my wife a $1.50 box of chocolates for Valentine's day this year.
That's probably my worst gift, yet. And I once took her out to a thrift store where we couldn't afford Anything! This was worse!
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:27 am
The worst gift I ever received from a boyfriend was an electric sandwich toaster on my birthday eek . Women don't like kitchen appliances for presents... xp (Both bf and toaster now long gone blaugh )
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:50 pm
alleira The worst gift I ever received from a boyfriend was an electric sandwich toaster on my birthday eek . Women don't like kitchen appliances for presents... xp (Both bf and toaster now long gone blaugh ) No, no we don't... it's like "hey honey, here's your present, now could ya make me a sandwich..." stare Hmm... taking care of him on my birthday... isn't it supposed to be the other way around. xp
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:28 pm
Lil Brat alleira The worst gift I ever received from a boyfriend was an electric sandwich toaster on my birthday eek . Women don't like kitchen appliances for presents... xp (Both bf and toaster now long gone blaugh ) No, no we don't... it's like "hey honey, here's your present, now could ya make me a sandwich..." stare Hmm... taking care of him on my birthday... isn't it supposed to be the other way around. xp Heh, my hubby seems to think I should take care of him no matter what day it is. rolleyes And he has a tendency to get me presents he would want to have... Whats the line from that one song? "I know I call you 'baby', but that's just a figure of speech..." mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:39 am
Well... I've got a real bad cold, so I just made Umberella do the dishes for me, even though she claims she has a sore throat.
Hah!
I'm gonna crawl under the bed and die, now... but first I have to go to work.
(Hack, cough.)
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:23 pm
I know I've been idle XD Sorry, fellow geezers. I miss talkin to Gaians my age.
The worst valentines gift? I don't know my current bf and I've been going out for four years. I've gotten the usual jewelry/candy/teddy.
I on the other hand haven't really remebered what I got him-WHAT do you buy men anyway?!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:33 pm
Just buy men toys. Cheap toys is fine, but teddy bears ain't. We're just gonna break 'em anyway. Anything that seems phallic is just fine. Hammer (blow up hammer okay) or box of pens or a banana with hearts on it or one of those "Get Out of Nagging for 1 Day Free" coupons or underwear that we wouldn't be seen dead in (we'll wear it, we don't mind you wimmin dressin' us up - as long as no one else sees.)
No ties. We buy our own damn ties.
Umberella says she can't find this thread, but now she has a real bad fever and I gotta wait on her. .sigbpa...
Crap. I just sneezed all over the keyboard and we're almost out of TP (we ran out of tissues yesterday.)
Happy (sniffle) Valentines Day.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:08 am
I got my wife a boken for Valentine's Day once, back when we trained karate. All the women in her office were doing the, "Sooo, what did Shun get you for Valentine's Day?" and her response was " heart a weapon heart ."
I love that woman.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:43 pm
Lil Brat alleira The worst gift I ever received from a boyfriend was an electric sandwich toaster on my birthday eek . Women don't like kitchen appliances for presents... xp (Both bf and toaster now long gone blaugh ) No, no we don't... it's like "hey honey, here's your present, now could ya make me a sandwich..." stare Hmm... taking care of him on my birthday... isn't it supposed to be the other way around. xp Yeah, that'd be great...too bad our b-days are the same day. gonk
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:57 pm
Semanti I know I've been idle XD Sorry, fellow geezers. I miss talkin to Gaians my age. The worst valentines gift? I don't know my current bf and I've been going out for four years. I've gotten the usual jewelry/candy/teddy. I on the other hand haven't really remebered what I got him-WHAT do you buy men anyway?! Well, I bought a previous boyfriend firecrackers, bottlerockets, cherry bombs and matches for Valentine's. He thought it was pretty cool. From that, I can only conclude that guys like to blow up stuff. Thus, anything combustible should be fine. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:11 pm
Sacred Angeleus Well, I bought a previous boyfriend firecrackers, bottlerockets, cherry bombs and matches for Valentine's. He thought it was pretty cool. From that, I can only conclude that guys like to blow up stuff. Thus, anything combustible should be fine. 3nodding You read men like the cheap dime store novels we are! Give us bright shiny burning things and watch as we hoot and burn our fingers (and occasionally other appendages . . . )
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 pm
rofl Oh dear... *wipes tears from eyes* Dis here tread is too damned funny.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:04 am
Have you checked out Gaia's first public restroom yet? It's nothing short of inspired: Ahhh we finally have a bathroom *Vo's glad too*. I went there yesterday and "used" the facilities: it was empty, but one guy came in and rushed out again when he saw me - I was going to speak to him, but didn't get the chance! (Er, that may sound like I'm used to conversing with strange men in public toilets... well, when it's pixellated it seems OK xp !) Come to think of it, maybe it was my cane hanging off the washbasin that scared him off... razz
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:42 pm
Happy Valentines Day! heart
Gaia has Unisex Bathrooms eek Oh dear.
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