Corrupted Wish Game

[Cyborg Bears]

granted but then your house blows up cuz you accumulated too much money
i wish for one inable to corrupt wish  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but the inable to corrupt wish has to be "I wish to suffer for the rest of my life."

I wish for a packet of crisps.  

[Sullen Aura]

Granted but those packets of crisps were just eaten and pooped out by a dog and you didnt know it.
I wish for a banana  

[Okami Hatake]

Ok but it going to eat you
I whish my brother would go away and stop pulling my hair  

[Cyborg Bears]

but then you never see him again o_O
i wish for a wish  

[colorful_fuse]

You get your wish but it doesnt seem to work out the way you planned.

I wish for a sunny day.  

[Cyborg Bears]

granted but then it turns to a typhoon
i wish for me to own taco bell  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

granted but the moment you own one, it becomes bankrupt and is force to closed down


i wish the flowers in my garden would bloom already  

[Bronze Ibis]

Granted, but they bloom a terrible brown colour and smells like s**t.

I wish I had a packet of lolly snakes.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but an evil wizard hes brought them to life and anyone the lolly snakes bite will slowly turn into candy.

I wish for horrible, bad, evil, nasty things to happen.  

[Crystal Void]

OK!

I want a samitch!  

[Dr Sciurus]

alright but its a poison sandwitch with moldy bread moldy milky cheeze wilted watery tomatoes and everything else gone bad.

i wish we could take the gaia gold we have and make it as real money for us  

[otakuspirit]

Granted, but it tuns into silly puddy as soon as you pay with it

I wish I had a car.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted, but you get into a crash and you're the blame, and it gets totaled.

I wish to be famous without any corruption. Ever.  

[otakuspirit]

Granted, but you're as ugly a** hell and no surgery can repair the damage.

I wish for a transporter!