|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:59 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:53 pm
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
Now, normally, our director is pretty taciturn, and does'nt get annoyed all that easily. That was until last year when some freshmen did something to give new meaning to the term "reckless idiot." On the last day of school last year, some friends and I went to the band room to have a party. Soon later, our BD asked us to come over to the elementary school to bring some sheet music back to the elementary library, as well as take a bell set and some mallets over to a new player. While we were gone, some freshmen took the slide oil out of the head trombone's locker, poured half the bottle on the floor, and used it to slide around on chairs. On to mention, they ate all our food! Luckily, we got to hunt them down when we returned. twisted
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/posts/say/say_b3_p.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:46 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:50 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:52 pm
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/posts/say/say_b1_p.gif) |
OpheliaSilverwing Now, normally, our director is pretty taciturn, and does'nt get annoyed all that easily. That was until last year when some freshmen did something to give new meaning to the term "reckless idiot." On the last day of school last year, some friends and I went to the band room to have a party. Soon later, our BD asked us to come over to the elementary school to bring some sheet music back to the elementary library, as well as take a bell set and some mallets over to a new player. While we were gone, some freshmen took the slide oil out of the head trombone's locker, poured half the bottle on the floor, and used it to slide around on chairs. On to mention, they ate all our food! Luckily, we got to hunt them down when we returned. twisted what a little a*****e
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:17 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:16 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:36 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:35 am
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/posts/say/say_b1_p.gif) |
Belle89 Some of what we have are... pretend you're a fire alarm during long measures of rest sit on a pillow during class and say it channels your creative energy when he wants to take it away eat candy... offer him a piece Have a conversation with the walls, give them names, when questioned tell him that you can't trust the ceiling so he's being shunned. Put signs that say "musical focus exits here" by all the exits or not exits Give him presents, things like My little ponies and his very own fart machine!
We did give my Middle School My Little Ponies for gifts and now they sit in the back and are the bands mascots, even 2 years after I left Middle School! The collection keeps growing too.
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:38 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:54 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:24 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:32 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:06 am
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
*When told to go to X-set, continue playing the music, but don't go to the next drill spot. When asked what you're doing, say, "Oh, I thought we were moving on."
*When being reprimanded, say a completely random fact that's pertinent to the conversation (i.e., if he tells you that there are too many different pitches, say, 'Did you know that cats make over 100 different vocal sounds; dogs can make about ten?', or if he talks about how you're all over the place (like chickens with their heads cut off) say, 'Did you know the longest a chiken's lived without its head is 18 months?)
*Be sarcastic, state the obvious, etc.
*When you're supposed to be quiet, make random noises with your mouth, not the instrument.
*If you're in pit, or a saxaphone (if you respect your instrument, don't do this, but if it's the school's instruments, then you choose) hide drinks in niches. If he/she's looking in your direction, take a swig. It's better if it's not just water.
*If you know he/she's afraid of something, use that when they least expect it.
*If you're late to practice, make up a ridiculous reason why.
*(I know some bands don't get along with the guard but) Fence with the guard. No sabers? No problem. Use instruments, flags, rifles, etc.
*For guard people: when the BD walks past you, toss your equipment in his direction. Tell him you were adjusting to the wind.
**If you get reprimanded for being off count, say, "I know how to count, I got a(n) *insert grade* in math. (it works better if you got a C or lower, sadly)
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/posts/say/say_b3_p.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) |
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:19 am
|
|
|
|
|
![](//graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/template/s.gif) |
|
|
|
|
|