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[shadowshifter01]

Captain_J_T_Kirk

Spoxslogic

Captain_J_T_Kirk

*Jaw Drops* What...Why...SPOX!...Surely...your..not..serious?!

Indeed I'am Captain *Takes out a phaser and points it at Kirk*
Remember Captain I'am under strict orders from Starfleet to bring you back by any means neccessary. Now Captain I must escort you to see the docter.

*Spoxs gets momentarily distracted as he notices shadowshifters fangs*

Fascinating.

*Kirk noticing Spoxs distraction kicks the phaser from spoxs hand, picks up the nearest chair and smacks him upside the head with it!*

I...am...Sorry...old...friend...BUT....No...one..will..be checking..My..Prostrate. *Kirk bolts for the exit, as Spox lie's on the floor trying to recover*

*she saw what happend and kicks a nearby stool right at Kirk's feet as he bolts for the exit. she gets up and helps Spox up.* Are you all right?  

[Spoxslogic]

shadowshifter01

Captain_J_T_Kirk

Spoxslogic

Captain_J_T_Kirk

*Jaw Drops* What...Why...SPOX!...Surely...your..not..serious?!

Indeed I'am Captain *Takes out a phaser and points it at Kirk*
Remember Captain I'am under strict orders from Starfleet to bring you back by any means neccessary. Now Captain I must escort you to see the docter.

*Spoxs gets momentarily distracted as he notices shadowshifters fangs*

Fascinating.

*Kirk noticing Spoxs distraction kicks the phaser from spoxs hand, picks up the nearest chair and smacks him upside the head with it!*

I...am...Sorry...old...friend...BUT....No...one..will..be checking..My..Prostrate. *Kirk bolts for the exit, as Spox lie's on the floor trying to recover*

*she saw what happend and kicks a nearby stool right at Kirk's feet as he bolts for the exit. she gets up and helps Spox up.* Are you all right?

*Spox rises slowly feeling very dizzy*
Indeed I'am.
*recovers phaser*
Thank you for your assistance in his apprehension. The captain is sometimes very hard to catch.  

[Indy01]

{Indy watches kirk trip on the stool and crash into the wall by the exit hitting his head against the floor}

{he gets up and starts tying kirks hands with his whip}

Nice throw! {Looks at Shadowshifter} I think you really knocked him out cold kid!  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

Indy01

{Indy watches kirk trip on the stool and crash into the wall by the exit hitting his head against the floor}

{he gets up and starts tying kirks hands with his whip}

Nice throw! {Looks at Shadowshifter} I think you really knocked him out cold kid!

*As Indy01 gets near Captain_J_T_kirk, The Captain who was playing possuem quickly springs up with a phaser in his hand grabbing Indy01 off guard and twisting him around taking him as a hostage*

HA! Did...You...Really...think...I'd...be...that..easy...To..capture..the..Great Captain J. T. KIRK? Mr. Spox? Who..Do..I..look...like...Picard??

*Winks and smiles at Shadowshifter*

NO ONE! I...REPEAT!...NO..ONE!!....Is..giving..this...captain...a...PROSTRATE EXAM!!

Now...I..will...Be..taking...my...leave..of...here!  

[shadowshifter01]

*she sees Kirk grab Indy01 and takes him as a hostage. she places 2 fingers onto her eyes and pulls some sort of contacts that have been hideing her true eyes. Her real eyes are red and have slits.* I don't think so captain Kirk. *she sudenly appers right behind kirk holding a phaser at his back* now let him go, you do not want to go against me boy. it is very impotant that you take the prostrate exam, it was important for men to take it 300 years ago, and it's still important today.  

[Spoxslogic]

Fascinating.

Captain she has you. Give up.  

[Indy01]

{Indy after being startled and suprised at the speed Kirk grabbed him and being genuinely pissed his hat fell off decides to act by slamming the back of his head into Kirks nose sending him flying back towards shadowshifter}

Nice try Captain, but it'll take more then that to hold me down! NOW KID SHOOT HIM!!!  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

shadowshifter01

*she sees Kirk grab Indy01 and takes him as a hostage. she places 2 fingers onto her eyes and pulls some sort of contacts that have been hideing her true eyes. Her real eyes are red and have slits.* I don't think so captain Kirk. *she sudenly appers right behind kirk holding a phaser at his back* now let him go, you do not want to go against me boy. it is very impotant that you take the prostrate exam, it was important for men to take it 300 years ago, and it's still important today.

*Outnumbered, Flying back and with a bloody nose to that woman or whatever she is, Kirk knows he might losse this fight and be forced against his will to get a prostrate exam, "He wonders if he has really gotten this old that he needs one?"

Only..one..way..too..find..out!
*He tells himself, he uses the momentum to turn himself around and kicking his feet to gain even more speed as he barrels directly at shadowshifter! He pushes away her phaser away and quickly tries to plant a kiss stunning her as she pushes him away! He rushes out the door!!*  

[Spoxslogic]

question question question question question stare  

[Indy01]

WTF???

Oh great! Now we have a potential STD jerk running around the station!
I knew I should have stayed back on earth, Bajor Archilogical dig my a**!

{Goes to help Shadowshifter} Hey kid are you ok?

{stares at shadowshifter}
I've seen some strange things, but your eyes and those fangs?! What exactly are you?

Well it doesn't matter, we have to catch that walking diseased captain of yours {Points at Spox}  

[Spoxslogic]

Indy01

WTF???

Oh great! Now we have a potential STD jerk running around the station!
I knew I should have stayed back on earth, Bajor Archilogical dig my a**!

{Goes to help Shadowshifter} Hey kid are you ok?

{stares at shadowshifter}
I've seen some strange things, but your eyes and those fangs?! What exactly are you?

Well it doesn't matter, we have to catch that walking diseased captain of yours {Points at Spox}

 

[shadowshifter01]

*gets up and wipes the spot Kirk kiss her, and looks very piss off* AAGGGG! when i get my hands on him, he'll be wishing he never step foot in this place!!!! *starts to calme down a little* as for your question Indy, i'm what earth calls a Vampire. I...i was used in an experament dureing the 21st century. I was bittin by the experament and became they're project since he excaped. *she moves the right side of her coller reavileing a bite mark on the right side of her neck*  

[Shotgun_Rae]

(Rae, who had been listening in discretely, dropped her glass and at the same time her jaw dropped)

Now who else didn't expect THAT!

(to the bartender) I'm going to need another one of these!  

[-[.Moo.]-]

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R'Ukannak walks in, wondering why ShadowShifter has suddenly started taking hostages and why a man is wandering around with an ancient looking whip.
She grabs hold of Kirk before he can run away, and promptly kicks him in the balls.
''Listen, I may be half vulcan, but I have had a long week, and I don't like some silly arrogant sexaholic running around the only place where I can get a decent drink!'
She quickly takes a hypospray full of blood, and passes it to a porter
'Take this to sickbay, NOW'

After ordering some full bodied bloodwine, she turns to Shadowshifter.
'Are you over-exerting yourself again? I know that degeneration episode turned out okay, but you should really take it easy, and stop flying round bars at warp speed! And put your contacts back in!'

She sits down with her wine, and growls, her forehead ridges quivering. The bar goes silent for a second, then things return to 'normal'

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[shadowshifter01]

Nice to see you too R'Ukannak. *put's her contacks back on her eyes, grabs Kirk, and cuff's his hands behind his back.* "As for what's going on you can blame Cap. Kirk here for trying to get away for his prostate exam. I Was helping Spox here, as for the one with the whip, kirk took him hostage and i help him."