## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I want a divorce because you're impatient!

Alice: No beer!  

[Your Missing Period]

I want a divorce because Kevin can't drink beer!

Kvin: D< YEAH!  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

ALICE: I want a breakup because he does--plus he's way underage!

Me: No, she doesn't really wanna break up. lol  

[Your Missing Period]

Kevin: I wanna breakup because the whole world sees you in your underwear ads! *opens beer*

Me: sweatdrop You guys aren't married yet...  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Me: Well, I want a divorce because this is silly!

Alice: Whatever! *snatches beer and throws it at wall*
GRR!  

[Your Missing Period]

Me: I wanna divorce beause that's a good waste of beer...

Kevin: D': Mi cerveza ...  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Alice&Me: WE want a divorce because Kevin is kinda pervy. -. 3-.  

[Your Missing Period]

Me&Kevin: ... We're out ...
Kevin spontaniously: I want a divorce because you didn't know this before!
me: nevermind o 3o  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Alice: *gasp*
I've always known!

Me: I want a divorce, and a restraining order because the both of you are crazy. heart  

[Your Missing Period]

Me: I want a divorce because a restraining order is unneeded!

Kevin: Have you now? Betcha don't know what I bought!  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Alice: *flushes and sits in corner*
I don't wanna know. gonk

Me: I want a divorce b/c what my gram is watching is BORING!!  

[Your Missing Period]

Kevin: owo you won't until...hm...maybe dinner.

Me: I want a divorce because you blame me for gram's tv!  

[Dr Sciurus]

i wanna devorce because she scares me! eek  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I want a divorce because you shouldn't be afriad of my friend! stressed scream  

[Your Missing Period]

I want a divorce because I don't need you to defend moi!