Corrupted Wish Game

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, you no longer exist.

I wish for a flying castle.  

[Jade Gale]

Here you go! (it crashes into you and you die)

I wish for.................. That thing!  

[ll Angelic Avenger ll]

granted but that thing is a twin headed leprechaun/dragon thing that eats you and takes away your gold

i wish for god like powers!!  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but you heve no idea how to use them.

I wish for Bat Man's belt.  

[iKawaiiSama]

Granted, but it gets stolen soon afterward.

I wish for 18k.  

[Crystal Void]

Granted, You get 18000 hand grenade with no pins

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted....but it's just the wiener and no bun.

I wish for an Easy Button.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but the button makes everything too easy and everything becomes boring.

I wish for the Black Pearl.  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

granted but it sinks as you get on it

I wish for a thousand wishes  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but they will all be horribly corrupted.

I wish for More Hamsters. NOW  

[colorful_fuse]

wish granted but they start chewing up your furniture.

I wish for a fuild of sunflowers.  

[Shin Long Omega]

Granted, but you develop an alergy to them.

I wish for a bottomless bag of penuts.  

[Crystal Void]

Granted, but all the penuts fall out of the bag seeing as how it haz no bottom.

I wish something exciting would happon.  

[Songoku921]

Wish Granted, but the exiting thing was being robbed and beaten by thugs.

I wish I could fly  

[Shin Long Omega]

Granted, but if you ever land you'll suffer pain beyond anything you've ever known.

I wish I never have to pay for anything again, ever.