| What army do you have? |
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19% |
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| Eldar |
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4% |
[ 10 ] |
| Dark Eldar |
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3% |
[ 7 ] |
| Chaos Space Marines |
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10% |
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| Tau |
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9% |
[ 22 ] |
| Imperial Guard |
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6% |
[ 15 ] |
| Necrons |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
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1% |
[ 4 ] |
| Witch Hunters |
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2% |
[ 5 ] |
| Tyranids |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
| Orks |
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2% |
[ 5 ] |
| More than one. |
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30% |
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 Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:55 am
Caleidah Rob, I can now see why you were having troubles with the ladies. I mean, how can you pick between all of 'em? Not a bad looking kid. thanks man. although in the end Rosie and me havnt really spoken at all since then, so im with Harriet now (even though shes moving soon, but since i no-longer have Uni to worry about next year, my free time is such that i can visit her whenever anyway. so everything kinda fell into place between us)
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:18 am
This Friday I was manning the store by myself for the afternoon because it was a national holiday. During a quiet moment I was rearranging the newspapers and whatnot, when I heard the sound of running water coming from inside the store. I notice only one person, a man in his fifties standing in the store, next to a table positioned against one of the pillars in the store.
Under the table I see an ever expanding puddle of fluid. I walked over and much to my shock and amazement saw that the man was urinating against several crates of books while casually reading the back of a novel.
A man. Was taking a ******** piss. In my store. Like it was the most normal thing in the world.
His excuse after I gave a general "what the hell sir?!"
"I couldn't hold it any more."
Cue me shouting at the man that he should be ashamed of himself, that he should leave the store, that he should never return and that he should once again be very ashamed of himself.
For added effect, he pissed against books of an author / local celeb who was slated to sign them the next day.
So yeah, that was my Queensday. stare
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:59 am
Hey, makes for a great story.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:30 am
I'm sure you can laugh about it in due time. Knowing your guest you'll have been mocked to no end about it by now. whee
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:41 pm
If it makes you feel better brookman i know how you feel. one job i worked at it was a common occurrence to find "presents" (now mind you it was a retail clothing store.)
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:00 am
Watching him struggle for a description of what happened was priceless, even tho I had no idea what he was saying. It probably didn't help much that I burst into laughter after I was told. I think that broke his mind a bit more. xd
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:38 pm
... what breaks my mind is that someone could do that in your store.. Honestly that's first off a criminal act and he could be charged for that in more ways then one. Secondly what the ********?! Peeing on books in a store? What the hell!
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:23 pm
Kaori Kapoigne Watching him struggle for a description of what happened was priceless, even tho I had no idea what he was saying. It probably didn't help much that I burst into laughter after I was told. I think that broke his mind a bit more. xd Mean much? mad
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:05 pm
Lady Blodwynn Kaori Kapoigne Watching him struggle for a description of what happened was priceless, even tho I had no idea what he was saying. It probably didn't help much that I burst into laughter after I was told. I think that broke his mind a bit more. xd Mean much? mad It's like a game to get Mac to snap and kill someone with a stack of periodicals
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:17 am
Mat Lady Blodwynn Kaori Kapoigne Watching him struggle for a description of what happened was priceless, even tho I had no idea what he was saying. It probably didn't help much that I burst into laughter after I was told. I think that broke his mind a bit more. xd Mean much? mad It's like a game to get Mac to snap and kill someone with a stack of periodicals Worst thing that can happen is he's a bit annoyed. Best case scenario I get a good spanking. whee
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:11 am
Kaori Kapoigne Mat Lady Blodwynn Kaori Kapoigne Watching him struggle for a description of what happened was priceless, even tho I had no idea what he was saying. It probably didn't help much that I burst into laughter after I was told. I think that broke his mind a bit more. xd Mean much? mad It's like a game to get Mac to snap and kill someone with a stack of periodicals Worst thing that can happen is he's a bit annoyed. Best case scenario I get a good spanking. whee I was hoping for him to go mad and build the Daleks. EXTERMINATE!!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:34 am
yeah, because we ALL spell Mac as D.A.V.R.O.S... rolleyes
spanking sounds good however... whee
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:21 am
fire - link spanking sounds good however... whee Hes ace at that, nothing like a good paddling for being naughty. whee
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:13 pm
I prefer to be chased and tackled.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:52 pm
Huh, I don't remember being the mastermind of a holocaust. Why am I evil again? Oh well, new boots get:  Model 1939 American service shoe, best pair of boots I've owned thus far.
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