___ ways to annoy your band director

[nonexistent102484]

Play your instruments louder instead of stopping when he says so  

[wild_magic_expert]

One of the band teachers at my school gets really annoyed if people stare at him, but he's a director and should get used to it, right?
The band teacher I had last year though got annoyed if you put your chair in the wrong place. He'd yell at you to move it and if you didn't you'd be sent to the office.
Also, starting to sing abruptly during class really bothers the band directors. One time my friend did it for five minutes before he told her to stop.  

[pyromaniac_811]

In the middle of the song, stop playing, quietly put down your instrument then just walk up to the front of the room and stare at him/her. Sure way to get them to go "Wtf?"  

[Novel of Tragedy]

Everybody hates my band directors.

People quit band because of her.

I've tried to get her fired.

Other teachers have tried to get her fired.

Last year my friend slapped her in the face and didn't get in trouble because the school administration doesn't give a s**t about her.  

[Demonic_Essence]

me(tuba) and the trombones and saxaphones always do these.

in practice, when the director stops you in the middle of a song, keep playing.

Sing a song that is totally random (I write sins not tradgadies: PANIC!at the disco)

play a random note as loud and as hard as you can!!  

[Dyllea]

get your director to throw the baton at you then throw it back. That always works for me! 3nodding . and no, I never get into trouble for doing that, I get into trouble when I throw drumstix! rofl . but it's worth it! 3nodding  

[xXxButterxXx]

be a smart alloc. say stuff that the band directer knows or brag about stuff. keep on playing after the song. play while she's talking. drink soda during class.  

[IchWascheMich]

Whenever our band director goes out to eat with us, we send a birthday cake over to his table, and it's never his birthday.

We also scream "Rock and Roll, Part Two (The Hey Song) at the top of our lungs whenever we're entering a parking lot of some sort.  

[~Beautifully Ruined~]

me and my friends drive ours mad on a daily basis when we're in school. just by doing random stuff and talking to him. about random stuff. we're a bit random. anyways here's a funny story about us annoying him, but it might not work with yours, but it's kinda funny.

anyway, we have a fundraiser every semester to raise money(duh). but at the end of the second semester fundraiser, however sold the most stuff got this huge 5lb chocolate bar! but they never gave it out. me and my friends finally decided to 'steal' it. we took it sometimes, but only as a joke and he usually caught us with it. the times he didn't, we but it back out of guilt(we'd make great theives. confessing on the court cause we feel so guilty!). so we kept trying to get, and it drove him nuts! i mean, he'd be like put it back NOW. it was actually pretty funny, but one of those things that are 'you have to be there to laugh'. u know?

anyway that's my story.  

[Aphiatis]

Tatsuki_Kurosaki

Whenever our band director goes out to eat with us, we send a birthday cake over to his table, and it's never his birthday.

We also scream "Rock and Roll, Part Two (The Hey Song) at the top of our lungs whenever we're entering a parking lot of some sort.

It was my BDs birthday the day of contest this year, and we got the waiters at Golden Corral to sing to him. They brought out a cupcake with a candle on it, too.  

[spaztaztical]

one percussionist would stand behind our BD and imitate her conducting. It was hilarious.

We would keep having to stop playing b/c we were laughing so hard. And she'd be so confused. "whats so funny?"  

[Lady Pemberly]

I am a band geek

Get a shir thtat says "I'm with Creepy" and stand next to your BD with the finger/arrow pointing at them..

This kid did that and my BD was like "He was standing there on purpose!"

Got a PROBLEM with that?!

 

[Flutietoot01]

eat and play ur instrument at the same time
keep playing when BD tells you to stop
imitate ur BD... as in going in front of the room and try to conduct  

[Kanrik]

__penguin__

When you get tested in front of everyone to play the march... instead start playing a football song like louie louie blaugh

Louie...*twitch* louie  

[jdcomposer]

make the same mistake 10 times