The Deep Space 9 Cafe and Vortex Bar! (Come join us!)

[Shotgun_Rae]

*walks in and scans the room* *sits on the other side of shadowshifter*

i'd like something strong enough to burn the lining of my esophagus please.  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

shadowshifter01

*she looks over at Kirk and tips her hat* hello.

*Looks at shadowshifter and flashes a the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

Hello there, Excuse the intrusion but I couldn't help but noticing how your eyes sparkle in the bars lighting. Are you here often?

*continues flashing the sleezy federation million dollar smile*  

[Spoxslogic]

*Spox enters room and walks directly to captain_j_t_kirk*

Greetings Captain. *looks at Kirks coffee*

Greetings bar keep may I have a glass of water?

*Raises eyebrow after hearing captain_j_t_kirks response to shadowshifter's hello*  

[Indy01]

{enters bar, sits at an empty table}

{Asks passing waitress}

Hey what do they have to drink in this rat joint?

If you got any bourbon, I'll have a shot and you can leave the bottle at the table.

{Stars at Shotgun Raes Twin katanas}

"Quitely say's I'd hate to be the guy at the other end of those"  

[Shotgun_Rae]

* bar keep puts a bottle of green liquid on the bar in front of me*

thanks. *takes a swig*

*begins to tap feverishly at a data pad*  

[shadowshifter01]

Captain_J_T_Kirk

shadowshifter01

*she looks over at Kirk and tips her hat* hello.

*Looks at shadowshifter and flashes a the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

Hello there, Excuse the intrusion but I couldn't help but noticing how your eyes sparkle in the bars lighting. Are you here often?

*continues flashing the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

*she looks at Kirk* don't even think about putting your moves on me Captain Kirk. I heard about you and i don't think you would want to be with me. *she sees Spox enters the bar and walks right to kirk. the bar tender hands her her glass of water and she thanks him*  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

shadowshifter01

Captain_J_T_Kirk

shadowshifter01

*she looks over at Kirk and tips her hat* hello.

*Looks at shadowshifter and flashes a the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

Hello there, Excuse the intrusion but I couldn't help but noticing how your eyes sparkle in the bars lighting. Are you here often?

*continues flashing the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

*she looks at Kirk* don't even think about putting your moves on me Captain Kirk. I heard about you and i don't think you would want to be with me. *she sees Spox enters the bar and walks right to kirk. the bar tender hands her her glass of water and she thanks him*

OH! I see my reputation precedes me (sigh). (smile quickly cuts away)
Well fair enough *Grumbles to himself*

Quickly scans the room for any possible singles to mingle with!
Hmmmm........ lets see.

*Finally notices Spox standing besides him drinking his water* Hey Spox! When did you get here?  

[Spoxslogic]

Captain_J_T_Kirk

shadowshifter01

Captain_J_T_Kirk

shadowshifter01

*she looks over at Kirk and tips her hat* hello.

*Looks at shadowshifter and flashes a the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

Hello there, Excuse the intrusion but I couldn't help but noticing how your eyes sparkle in the bars lighting. Are you here often?

*continues flashing the sleezy federation million dollar smile*

*she looks at Kirk* don't even think about putting your moves on me Captain Kirk. I heard about you and i don't think you would want to be with me. *she sees Spox enters the bar and walks right to kirk. the bar tender hands her her glass of water and she thanks him*

OH! I see my reputation precedes me (sigh). (smile quickly cuts away)
Well fair enough *Grumbles to himself*

Quickly scans the room for any possible singles to mingle with!
Hmmmm........ lets see.

*Finally notices Spox standing besides him drinking his water* Hey Spox! When did you get here?

A few minutes ago Captain.

*leans close to kirk*
Captain there is an urgent matter that needs to be addressed back on the ship.  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

*Still keeping an eye out for any single ladies. Notices Indy01 playing with his whip at a nearby table (thinks to himself) Wow...Now that guy's kinky!*

Ohh. What...Urgent...matter...Mr. Spox?  

[shadowshifter01]

*she notices Indy01 playing with is wip* hm an old adventure, don't see many of thoses anymore. *she pulls away her mask revileing her vampire fangs and takes a drink from her glass of water.*  

[Spoxslogic]

Captain_J_T_Kirk

*Still keeping an eye out for any single ladies. Notices Indy01 playing with his whip at a nearby table (thinks to himself) Wow...Now that guy's kinky!*

Ohh. What...Urgent...matter...Mr. Spox?

Docter Mcoy has requested me to bring you back to the ship by any means neccesary. It turns out Starfleet has found out you have not been keeping up with your medical physicals, so they have relieved you temperorily of your command untill the doctor can give you a full physical and screening of any alien STD's you might be spreading throughout the galaxy. Apparently they have heard of your reputation as well Captain.

In addition the Doctor has been advised to give you a full prostrate exam according to the age humans are supposed to have one, you Captain are way past due.  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

*Jaw Drops* What...Why...SPOX!...Surely...your..not..serious?!  

[Indy01]

*Indy now semi-drunk from his bourbon with a half raised galss stares wide eyed at shadowshifters fangs!* WoW! This stuff must be stronger then I thought! *Salutes Shadowshifter with an upraised glass before he swallows the contents entirely, all while staring at her fangs* GULP....I hope those are hallucinations!  

[Spoxslogic]

Captain_J_T_Kirk

*Jaw Drops* What...Why...SPOX!...Surely...your..not..serious?!

Indeed I'am Captain *Takes out a phaser and points it at Kirk*
Remember Captain I'am under strict orders from Starfleet to bring you back by any means neccessary. Now Captain I must escort you to see the docter.

*Spoxs gets momentarily distracted as he notices shadowshifters fangs*

Fascinating.  

[Captain_J_T_Kirk]

Spoxslogic

Captain_J_T_Kirk

*Jaw Drops* What...Why...SPOX!...Surely...your..not..serious?!

Indeed I'am Captain *Takes out a phaser and points it at Kirk*
Remember Captain I'am under strict orders from Starfleet to bring you back by any means neccessary. Now Captain I must escort you to see the docter.

*Spoxs gets momentarily distracted as he notices shadowshifters fangs*

Fascinating.

*Kirk noticing Spoxs distraction kicks the phaser from spoxs hand, picks up the nearest chair and smacks him upside the head with it!*

I...am...Sorry...old...friend...BUT....No...one..will..be checking..My..Prostrate. *Kirk bolts for the exit, as Spox lie's on the floor trying to recover*