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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:38 pm
You know, sometimes I'm like that. But then, I get a creative bug every once in a while & just have to cook.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:40 pm
Here lately I feel like that all of the time. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:59 pm
What's that, instant?
If so, have you tried those homebake things?
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:37 pm
I love those homebake things - especially the turkey & stuffing one. xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:10 pm
Something Random, something random, something random *scratches his head and squints at the letters*. Can't think of anything. *Sits down in his recliner trying to remember what it was he was supposed to be thinking about.*
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:08 pm
After Work
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20
bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
said....
"Clean my house."
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:12 pm
A U. S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal
drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:03 pm
See. That's why I stopped using that line. I was practically the cheapest maid service in town for a few years, there. Oh yeah, and if Hillary runs as a Democrat in the next presidential election, I'm voting for her.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:09 pm
Damn, and I was hoping for someone to fall into that trap.... now all the guys have been warned. smile Thanks for the laugh
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:14 pm
Wendigo29 But.....but.....they is so minty! Alright, enough of this. Between the urinal cakes & monkey-butt fondue, you all are gonna think I'm a sicko. I was actually thinking of starting a cooking thread, some place for all us geezers to post up our favorite recipies & share the goodness. Oh! Hey! Great! I'd love to do that. I've got one for spinach artichoke dip that'll put most of us in immediate jeopardy of an immediate coronary! Mayonaise, mayonaise, mayonaise. ...but you have to name the thread something like "tasty urinal cake recipies" or "Uncle Squishy's Monkey Butt Bonanza."
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:35 pm
Harbone See. That's why I stopped using that line. I was practically the cheapest maid service in town for a few years, there. Oh yeah, and if Hillary runs as a Democrat in the next presidential election, I'm voting for her. Dagnabbit, and I was so hoping to find some good service... whilst I kicked back in the recliner and watched... woulda thrown in some cute unders, too. wink
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:19 pm
ninja confused sad Did I scare everyone away???? neutral
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:54 pm
No doubt they were waiting anxiously for my library post.
I know. I know. You were actually TRYING to scare me away. But I long ago learned how not to take a hint.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:42 pm
See? It's not working.
Haha. That was fun. Just got back from the Trial of Ian thread.
What a hoot!
I'm planning on voting guilty, even though I think Ian's probably meant to seem innocent. I like the Ian character and all, but I think stories like this run better if the sap gets railroaded.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:12 pm
Harbone Oh! Hey! Great! I'd love to do that. I've got one for spinach artichoke dip that'll put most of us in immediate jeopardy of an immediate coronary! Mayonaise, mayonaise, mayonaise. ...but you have to name the thread something like "tasty urinal cake recipies" or "Uncle Squishy's Monkey Butt Bonanza." I think I've got a similar recipe (for spinich dip, not urinal cakes). This Christmas, as I stirred the chopped, crispy bacon into the cream cheese, mayo, and shredded cheddar cheese we renamed the recipe Lard Dip. It's delicious, but I require defibrillation after eating it. BTW, wish me luck, o Geezers! Tomorrow I have the Facts of Life talk with the nine year old. . . . now if only I could remember the facts . . . .
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