Corrupted Wish Game

[Okami Hatake]

Granted, but everyone think you steal it so you go to jail for the rest of your life

I whish I had wings  

[otakuspirit]

Granted, but they don't work to fly

I wish my fever would go down  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but it goes too far down, you now have a temp of 61.9

I wish people would stop telling me what to do.  

[Bronze Ibis]

Granted, but when you go to the moon no one tells you to put on a space suit and you die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[Crystal Void]

You now know the what to wish for but last was you're last wish and you will forget what to wish for by the time you find another wish granter.

I wish for fish on my fish wish dish  

[Bronze Ibis]

You get fish on your fish wish dish. but I eat the fish.

I wish I had a laptop.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but it's a used one filled with viruses, spyware, and porn.

I wish mosquitos didn't exist.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted but sales in bug spray drop.

I wish I had more games for my PS3.  

[Jade Gale]

Granted but the games are cursed and you're ps3 explodes when you try to play them.

I wish for bad things to happon  

[kokushibyou-_0]

They do and it leads to a massive wave of good things happening.

I wish for a pickle.  

[iKawaiiSama]

Granted, but the pickles talks and you almost get a heart attack.

I wish for a Fox Tail..  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted but now you have to cut a hole in all of your pants and underwear for the tail to go through.

I wish for a dish.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but it's chipped, cracked, and stained.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.  

[Bronze Ibis]

Granted. It's perfect in every way... but you then die from natural causes.

I wish I didn't wake up with a cat on me every time I went to my friends house.  

[Crystal Void]

Granted. That wish is corrupted all by its self! (cats own) =^.^=