___ ways to annoy your band director

[dorikin]

Our band director hates percussion players and people that dot checkkey signatures. He has been known to throw large objects at people.(im not lying xd )  

[-[ Ninja Kitty ]-]

Slouch.

A lot.

As my teacher says, looking like a cadaver.

And play every note 1/2 step up when you dislike the song

x3

 

[littlebumblebee]

leave about thousands of messages on the director cell phone saying are we there yet?

Forget your instrument.

forget your music

and last forget your reeds!  

[Xyrani]

laugh crazily after every piece, and during every piece.

If you play a woodwind, squeaking is fun too... xp  

[Aphiatis]

Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition.  

[koolbeanzkt]

idk if anyone already has this, but if you play trumpet, have your whole section hold their own with one hand and play the persons next to them with the other (using your own mouthpiece though...duh...)  

[Katony]

wow. If we even try to annoy our band conductor she'd stab us in the eye. No joke. She's hard core.  

[Cocomo Cream]

my band director told me on monday that this one kid that like everyone hates, comes in a starts poking him... xp

poke your band director. they will think you're weird.  

[Kyarii-chan]

Play percussion.  

[Kyarii-chan]

kaemaut

Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition.

Nice. 3nodding  

[Ellias]

Replace his sunblock with instrument polisher. It makes his head really really shiney. Its almost blinding!

 

[Exiled Revolutionary]

Stand up and make a speech during class, about something completly irrelavant.

Scream out the name of the song you want to play after every song ends, even if you just finished playing that song.

Call you band director "mommy" or "daddy".  

[Aphiatis]

kyarii1029350

kaemaut

Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition.

Nice. 3nodding

Before we left for the next trip, we got a ten minute lecture on not messing with people while they're sleeping.  

[AshUhhLee]

If you play trumpet, get the whole section to loosen their valves just a little so you can still play, bit it makes a loud clacking sound.  

[darkmoonbunnydemon]

i annoy one of my band directors like this when he's eating during lunch i take some fries and eat them in front of him without even asking XD after that he gets kinda mad and tells me i owe him french fries