Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Henry Dorsett Case]

"I would stuff a poor innocent defenseless plush bunny with rocks and throw it at stupid people instead of giving it to nice people who will be nice to it and stuff!"
wink  

[catofsilence]

*luck working goes wrong in a big way and you know it*
"It could be worse."  

[spaceprincess18]

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)  

[jaden kendam]

Henry Dorsett Case

"I would stuff a poor innocent defenseless plush bunny with rocks and throw it at stupid people instead of giving it to nice people who will be nice to it and stuff!"
wink

Quoted for truthiness.  

[The Riot King]

Worship satan or burn!

rofl  

[jaden kendam]

Besides, "Traditional" Wicca can't exactly be traditional; It's only about 60 years old. There's room for change. Maybe this is the way it has been changing. *shrugs* For the better? Maybe not. But you can't help that, really.

Bolded for attitude.  

[Eshmasesh]

spaceprincess18

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)

burning_eyes
...does this mean I control fire to? I always wanted to control air more.  

[Pelta]

Eshmasesh

spaceprincess18

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)

burning_eyes
...does this mean I control fire to? I always wanted to control air more.

Oooh! Oooh! I'm a Sagittarian! I can shoot arrows out of my arse!  

[Deoridhe]

missmagpie

Eshmasesh

spaceprincess18

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)

burning_eyes
...does this mean I control fire to? I always wanted to control air more.

Oooh! Oooh! I'm a Sagittarian! I can shoot arrows out of my arse!

I'm a Pisces... I can... feed you to the fishies?  

[jaden kendam]

Deoridhe

missmagpie

Eshmasesh

spaceprincess18

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)

burning_eyes
...does this mean I control fire to? I always wanted to control air more.

Oooh! Oooh! I'm a Sagittarian! I can shoot arrows out of my arse!

I'm a Pisces... I can... feed you to the fishies?

What the hell would a Libra do?  

[Fiddlers Green]

I'm Taurus!
I can stand arround in the pasture, eat corn, and look dense.
I also have a savage headbut.  

[IH_Zero]

deadmanjake

Deoridhe

missmagpie

Eshmasesh

spaceprincess18

Pagans are people who have, like, powers and stuff. Like, I'm a Leo, so I have, like, the ability to control fire.

(true-story, I kid you not)

burning_eyes
...does this mean I control fire to? I always wanted to control air more.

Oooh! Oooh! I'm a Sagittarian! I can shoot arrows out of my arse!

I'm a Pisces... I can... feed you to the fishies?

What the hell would a Libra do?

Weigh stuff? Libra is the scales, right?  

[Aesi]

Henry Dorsett Case

"I would stuff a poor innocent defenseless plush bunny with rocks and throw it at stupid people instead of giving it to nice people who will be nice to it and stuff!"
wink

Where's the bad part again? mrgreen -fan of Bunny Suicide cartoons speaking- o0 Wait, we are talking bunnies of -cloth- here, right?

Meanwhile, I'm an Aquarius. I can salve your thirst with endless outpourings of... Desert wind. twisted  

[saint dreya]

Fiddlers Green

I'm Taurus!
I can stand arround in the pasture, eat corn, and look dense.
I also have a savage headbut.

and charge and stampede, 4laugh

or if you read Ferdinand the Bull, sit around and smell the flowers.

in response to seeing this around my neck --->

"sorry, no Satanists are allowed in this circle"
or something to that extent...  

[jaden kendam]

phoenix shadowwolf

Fiddlers Green

I'm Taurus!
I can stand arround in the pasture, eat corn, and look dense.
I also have a savage headbut.

and charge and stampede, 4laugh

or if you read Ferdinand the Bull, sit around and smell the flowers.

in response to seeing this around my neck --->

"sorry, no Satanists are allowed in this circle"
or something to that extent...

What is that symbol?