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((So you reached down my throat to get the cookie then?))

*Almost chokes to death on Nei’s hand going down his throat to get the remains of the cookie. Vomits it back up.*

((Honestly Nei, I gave you 10 DAYS!!!))

”The same person who's going to have to eat that cookie again.” says Shadow, livid and coughing like a chain smoker who smokes 10 packs of Marlboro reds per day. ”You know what? You can have that cookie. I was about to make another one fresh and especially for you. But now, you have to eat the vomit cookie. You should've just let it be.”

Suddenly, a beeping sound is heard, and Shadow walks over to the stove and withdraws one of his famous giant cookies. This one being about the size of a giant pizza. He gives it a moment to stabilize in the cold.

”You’ll only get to compete for this, if you eat that first. And you have my word, that I won't begin until you do so.”

You're not used to the weight of the giant cookie. And you trip and fall. I ram the remains of the vomit cookie down your throat, and make my getaway out the window, down the fire escape, to the street below.

((you had it coming Nei.))

I throw a big net around the pigeons, and they carry me off above you, and while you’re running with the cookie underneath your arm. I adjust the net, and fly away with the cookie, landing on the rooftop, and running & jumping on the roofs almost getting away.

I pull out a switchblade and try to cut through the web. It takes twenty minutes, but I get through it. Later on in the day, I run into you on the street, and swipe the cookie.

As you’re laughing and running away with the cookie, you run into a fresh tar patch and get stuck.While that’s going on, it starts raining feathers from a third story window because someone’s feather bed on the second floor split open. While you’re stuck, livid, & embarrassed, I catch up with you and you scream for me to help you, which I do in exchange for the cookie and a one hour head-start, which you reluctantly agree to, but curse your bad luck at the same time. I help you to get free, and you hand the cookie over to me with devilish fire in your eyes. I use my head start to buy a new pair of shoes, and start running as fast as I can with the cookie underneath my arm.

I activate fly mode, and I fly off with the cookie.

((Okay, If we’re going to play hardball, then I’ll take my game up a notch.))
You fall into a manhole because you’re not paying attention, and I grab the cookie on your way down.