## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Ami_chan413]

i want a divorce cause ur an elf girl xd  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce 'cause you discriminate against the elf people  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because I can't light a candle wothout attracting your moth.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you don't like my moth!  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because your plant-shoes freak me out.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you take me on a gondola ride!  

[minisailormon]

I want a divorce Just because i can !!! >.<  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce Just because you aren't psychotic enough.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divoce because you die too easily!  

[kingautum]

i want a divorce because that last comment didn't make any sense  

[minisailormon]

I want a divorce Because you have no fox ears  

[kingautum]

i want to divorce because you have flying fish that freak me out (they don't really)  

[minisailormon]

I want a divorce because your imp tried to make out with my flying fish  

[kingautum]

i want a divorce because you stuffed narwhal poked my eye and it hurt  

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because I'm a gay woman and you're not.