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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:13 am
Granted, as the last human on the planet you will never have to worry about paper work or visitors ever again. Congratulation!
I wish I understood people better
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:21 am
granted u understood people so well nothing suprised u anymore
wishes for a oatmeal that dont kill me rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:01 am
granted. But since you're still alive, you have to keep eating it.
I wish I had a bunch of gold.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:55 am
You were granted all this gold... too bad it's Fool's Gold and not worth more than a meal at McD's! rofl
I wish friends were online to play rabbit doubt today! cry
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:36 am
Granted, except they accuse, try and hang you as the Wolf, the end.
I wish for my muse to visit.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:37 pm
I know from personal experience that a vist from ones muse is both blessing and curse, therefore I say merely "Granted".
I wish I knew where my keys are.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:00 am
Granted, however, they now reside at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench. Good luck with that.
I wish my tree would perk back up.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:13 pm
Granted, but it has to be in the rainforest.
I wish someone would love me.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:30 pm
Granted, but now you cannot get rid of them all. You now have stalkers at your side on a daily basis who try to get at you and take hundreds of pictures of you everywhere from on the toilet to having a bad hair day rofl
I wish that people could just get along and not be negative *ahem*
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:50 pm
Granted ... now everyone is HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY and everything is so positive that you wish something negative to happen to excite your days ...
I wish that my pets would not be underfoot all the time.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:02 pm
Granted ... animal control takes them all away.
I wish I could be more organized.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:09 pm
Granted you are diagnosed with OCD and now spend your days meticulously organizing everything from lint of the carpet to your coffee mugs.
I wish I wasn't such a hermit
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:34 pm
Granted: Now everyone and everything comes to you at all times of the day if you will not go to it and you eventually become overtired and are driven mad by all of the constant overstimulation and die.
I wish they all could be California girls LOL
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:24 pm
*disclaimer no offence intended if your Californian, this is only a stereotype.*
Granted you are now surrounded by bleach blond bimbos with silicon breast that look like their own floatation device. Your days are filled with loud cell phone calls, endless shopping trips in which you are baggage handler and the payroll, non-stop trips to the beauty salon and high pitched chatter about gossip magazines.
I wish I was free of consequences
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:30 pm
Granted...... You are dead!
I wish there was a way to make my diner cook its self and come to me
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