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19% |
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| Eldar |
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4% |
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| Dark Eldar |
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3% |
[ 7 ] |
| Chaos Space Marines |
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10% |
[ 25 ] |
| Tau |
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9% |
[ 22 ] |
| Imperial Guard |
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6% |
[ 15 ] |
| Necrons |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
| Deamon Hunters |
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1% |
[ 4 ] |
| Witch Hunters |
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2% |
[ 5 ] |
| Tyranids |
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4% |
[ 11 ] |
| Orks |
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2% |
[ 5 ] |
| More than one. |
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30% |
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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:53 pm
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A space marine commander, an inquisitor and a commissar are showing off about their soldiers.
Then the inquisitor points a sister of battle and says:
-Sister, go to that tyranid nest with your gun and bring me a carnifex head
-Yes, Milord-
Some time later, the sister comes back half dead
-Here you are, Milord
and inquisitor says: you see? this is courage
The Commander points a space marine and says:
-Brother, go to that tyranid nest nude, and with your hands tied to your back
-Yes, brother
Half an hour later, the space marine comes back, crawling with no legs
-Here you are, Brother
and the commander says: you see? this is courage
The commissar looks at them, points an imperial guard and shouts:
Soldier! undress yourself, take a stick, go to that cave, bring me three carnifex alive, and go with your eyes closed and singing the imperial guard march!
SIR! ******** YOURSELF, SIR!
You see? that is courage...
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:10 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:39 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:46 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:12 am
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Mat A space marine commander, an inquisitor and a commissar are showing off about their soldiers. Then the inquisitor points a sister of battle and says: -Sister, go to that tyranid nest with your gun and bring me a carnifex head -Yes, Milord- Some time later, the sister comes back half dead -Here you are, Milord and inquisitor says: you see? this is courage The Commander points a space marine and says: -Brother, go to that tyranid nest nude, and with your hands tied to your back -Yes, brother Half an hour later, the space marine comes back, crawling with no legs -Here you are, Brother and the commander says: you see? this is courage The commissar looks at them, points an imperial guard and shouts: Soldier! undress yourself, take a stick, go to that cave, bring me three carnifex alive, and go with your eyes closed and singing the imperial guard march! SIR! ******** YOURSELF, SIR! You see? that is courage...
Haha, I like it... |
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:21 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:30 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:11 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:42 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:22 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:30 pm
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Sir Kyle Aziz Caleidah Sir Kyle Aziz Well, I had fun yesterday. :3 Good deal. What was so fun? Went snowboarding all day at Mt. Tremblant. An then had private time in a hottub after.
if your going back up just don't say one more run, then I'm hitting the bar.... |
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:55 pm
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Comrade Texada Wolf Sir Kyle Aziz Caleidah Sir Kyle Aziz Well, I had fun yesterday. :3 Good deal. What was so fun? Went snowboarding all day at Mt. Tremblant. An then had private time in a hottub after. if your going back up just don't say one more run, then I'm hitting the bar....
Why? |
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