Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[I be me]

OMG I saw a wiccan barbie on sale the other day!!!!
I bought one for my goddess symbol.  

[TeaDidikai]

I be me

OMG I saw a wiccan barbie on sale the other day!!!!
I bought one for my goddess symbol.

It would work for a Chaos Magician.

Hel, anyone who has wandered around my apartment has likely found my Buddy Christ.

For a CM, Buddy Christ and Wiccan Barbi might make a great Lord and Lady image.  

[Frail Appetite]

Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin are my Lord and Lady so I stocked up on patchouli.

blesed bee lawl!!!11!!!!!  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

Frail Appetite

Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin are my Lord and Lady so I stocked up on patchouli.

blesed bee lawl!!!11!!!!!

If Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin are your Lord and Lady, shouldn't your sacred incense be Cannabis?  

[Kalyani Srijoi]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Frail Appetite

Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin are my Lord and Lady so I stocked up on patchouli.

blesed bee lawl!!!11!!!!!

If Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin are your Lord and Lady, shouldn't your sacred incense be Cannabis?

Silver Ravenwolf made it very clear that good witches Don't Do Drugs.

In other news, my friend's "Book of Shadows," which she let me read, contains two prayers, to "Generic Goddess" and "Generic God." No, I am not kidding you.  

[Deoridhe]

If you ask me to support my claims about something you are trying to HUMILIATE me and nagging me to be an annoyance!  

[jaden kendam]

Deoridhe

If you ask me to support my claims about something you are trying to HUMILIATE me and nagging me to be an annoyance!

Also, you are a loser who has too much time on thier hands.  

[Deoridhe]

deadmanjake

Deoridhe

If you ask me to support my claims about something you are trying to HUMILIATE me and nagging me to be an annoyance!

Also, you are a loser who has too much time on thier hands.

That happens to be the truth. whee  

[jaden kendam]

Deoridhe

deadmanjake

Deoridhe

If you ask me to support my claims about something you are trying to HUMILIATE me and nagging me to be an annoyance!

Also, you are a loser who has too much time on thier hands.

That happens to be the truth. whee

I dont think I am a loser, plus you are the Queen of England, so how could you be? The too much time on the hands, I wont debate. sweatdrop  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

"I was initiated as a High Priestess by a High Priestess; she told me not to question her judgment so I don't."

ADDENDUM: "Intellectuals know that there are no such things as demons; people who think aren't so superstitious. They're all just hallucinations."  

[jaden kendam]

In Wicca, there's a Lady and a Lord - and guess what? They're equivalent to Jesus and Mary, basically  

[queertastrophy]

deadmanjake

In Wicca, there's a Lady and a Lord - and guess what? They're equivalent to Jesus and Mary, basically

And Satan is the horned god!  

[Pelta]

BlueRoseTorn

deadmanjake

In Wicca, there's a Lady and a Lord - and guess what? They're equivalent to Jesus and Mary, basically

And Satan is the horned god!

The Lady and the Horny God! Oh so Gardenarian... xd  

[jaden kendam]

I was wiccan in PRESCHOOL!  

[Pelta]

"Dear, you sound bitter.

Just open yourself up to love, you might realise how wonderful..."

*baseball bat*

Edit:

Quote:

Dear, I'm not patronizing. You are bitter. You're also not very adventurous. You're also a worrywort, with clearly some apocalyptic theory that I really think it's about time you let go of, because it doesn't serve you.

I'm too angry to see how amusing this is.