—¤÷(Dude, where's my____?)÷¤—

[Crystal Void]

Where the body will never be found.

Dude, where's the beef?  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

In the stomach of my dog.

dude where is my teacher?  

[n7aphasia]

Called in sick.

Dude,where's my puppet?  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

in the dirty toilet

dude where is my paper?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

recycle bin

Dude, where's my lamp?  

[Crystal Void]

I replaced it with a frog.

Dude, where's my hammer?  

[n7aphasia]

Thor came and took it.

Dude, where's my spear?  

[Gold Marra]

I shot it out of a gun... it sorta broke...

Dude where's my hat?  

[Misty Marina]

Was that a hat?!


Dude, where's my self respect?

 

[n7aphasia]

It left when you ate the forbidden pie 4laugh

Dude, where's my book?  

[queen ninty]

You checked it back in!

Dude where's my health. I was out of school almost all week last week, and now I came home early today. Bleh.  

[n7aphasia]

On vacation 4laugh

Dude, where's my gummi candy?  

[Lovely Dirt x3]

-talks with mouth full- i don't know

wheres my bottle of guava juice

 

[Crystal Void]

I gave to a homeless guy.

Dude, where are my swords?  

[n7aphasia]

Tyr came and took them saying they were stolen from the Aesir armory.

Dude, where's my bow?