## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a devorce because you get fur all over the couch and bed.  

[Shin Long Omega]

I want a devorce because you mase a pact with evil spirits.  

[Cyborg Bears]

because im straight  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a devorce and I think everyone already knows why.  

[Cyborg Bears]

i want a divorce because
i was forced to =P  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

i want a divorce cuz i kept getting evil hungry looks from his grunny gonk  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I want a divorce because my ghetto booty is too much for you to handle!

(jk--I don't even have one XD )  

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce because you don't even have a booty!  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I always wake up with your hair in my face.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I want a divorce because you tried to make me eat a teacup!  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because you break to easily.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because when you tickle, you poke.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because because there's fear in you eyes whenever you look at me.  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you don't like my samurai ways

 

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because I can't tell if you're a guy or a girl