TheEmoSalesman
I would spend every waking hour in disbelief that ducks have vaginas as opposed to just birth canals for their eggs.
What would you do if you were about to win a major poker tournament? Here's the catch: If you win, you will be killed and robbed of all your winnings. If you lose, you are penniless, and your significant other will leave you.
What would you do if you were about to win a major poker tournament? Here's the catch: If you win, you will be killed and robbed of all your winnings. If you lose, you are penniless, and your significant other will leave you.
"I found my penguin..."
Funny you should ask. My moms a proffesional poker player. She twas on ESP world tour last year. ^^
I'd choose death.
What would you do if dinosaurs came back to life?
"...I love you so much Sheila <3 "