## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because I never remembered loving you  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you forgot our vows!

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I want a divorce because it was only Vegas.  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you won't tell me your secrets~

 

[XWhiteTigeressDragonX]

I want a divorce cause I found someone new from the circus!

 

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause then I'm not married to you.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because I'm going through a "phase".  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because all you ever do is watch anime. I like anime, but there's such a thing as too much!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

i want a divorce because you poked out my eye during our fight.  

[Sullen Aura]

i want a divorce because you fight too much  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you keep calling me "Sally".  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I want a divorce because you never take off that cloak.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a devorce because you whine too much about a little dismemberment.  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you are always setting things on fire.

 

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce because I'm a tomboy and you're far too girly for my liking!