## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you use all the hot water~

 

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you stole my noodles  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you don't share your noodles.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you think me saying "No, I'm hungry", is not sharing.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I want a divorce because whenever we go out, you always order the most expensive food!  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you keep inviting other girls around. You should tell me... I would join.  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

i want a divorce because you don't like me hanging out with my pirate friends  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because your pirate friends smell.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you're always half naked.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you don't appreciate the awesome that it my half naked-ness.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because we can all see the majority of your boobs.  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you're a purple elf  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you're a rascist b***h person.  

[SilentRain66]

i wanna divorce because ur too purple AND bc im already married D< XD  

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce cause you ate my last meatball