___ ways to annoy your band director

[darwin_loves_you]

Appoggiatura

-Find a hill, and try to ride the marimba down said hill

did you actually do this?  

[blind.in.every.other.eye]

darwin_loves_you

Appoggiatura

-Find a hill, and try to ride the marimba down said hill

did you actually do this?

Holy hell! If anyone in my band did that, the BD would kill them.  

[Cid High-Wind]

One of the drum guys in my band makes sexual noises sometimes when we play Tequila.

Another thing that annoys my BD...trying to get him to join this guild. xd  

[Rajiko]

A way to annoy him (it works i do it everyday UNINTENUTALY!!) Play the bass clarinet and make the horrible loud squeak thing it makes. I just started from regular clarinet and that sound sure as hell ain't no squeak.  

[crazygrl0987]

when your at a parade and they say his name wrong 3 times then start saying his name wrong ALL the time ..... he get's sooo annoyed it's great  

[fairkid15]

finish homework for other subjects. that always ticks my directer off. and if your in brass, drop your mouth piece into your bell! xd  

[soloft]

Play happy birthday or "Nany, nany, boo, boo" really loud when going off the marching field. Our band director chases you down in his little scooter that we call the STORIE MOBILE!!!!!! He's diabetic and fat and has a bad foot so he has to drive a scooter.  

[The Soulfire Alchemist]

Get whatever you can in your hand and through it at your band members then when your band director trys to get you suspened from marching band or band thrown something at him and say "You suck!" while throwing things at the band director and band members. It worked for me and I'm suspened from band and school. evil I always take my chances. twisted  

[Pow in the Wow]

keep being too serious. razz  

[band4ever101]

My band director is very easy to annoy and its funny but i just love the face he makes when i go all hyperfied on him he laughs at me and i laugh at myself cause i like to head bang in band...plus he is very annoyed when people talk during us listening to tapes and reading scores  

[Vampire Mistic]

talk about how ucla is the best collage and how usc sucks(i love usc's marching band ) but it annoys my bd so much cuz he used to play for usc and he hates ucla  

[Mr. NotAllHere]

Never play the articulations? My bd has a big thing for them.  

[owhatshername]

Number_09

Some.. Most of these kick a**!

~ Play cards with others in your section during long rests.
~ Count rests loudly.

my band director likes it when we count loudly at practice i mean one day when it was freezing she actually said "the louder you count the colder you feel" is that not sad  

[Starwars15]

wat i do with my band teacher is go in his office and just sit in one of the chairs...... we stalk him..... stare at him....... we do alot of stuff to him  

[Osthato_Chetowa]

blind.in.every.other.eye

darwin_loves_you

Appoggiatura

-Find a hill, and try to ride the marimba down said hill

did you actually do this?

Holy hell! If anyone in my band did that, the BD would kill them.

Some of the pit kids in our band tried to tow one behind a car.
One of the people was sitting in the trunk holding on to the keyboard, and they went over a speed bump and he nearly fell over. It was pretty funny.