## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

i want a divorce cuz you keep insisting that wearing boxer is hotter than wearing a thong  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you're starting to smell like sea water  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because you're not willing to accept my elfishness.  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you won't save me any hot water~

 

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

i want a divorce cuz you hide all my bottles o rum eek  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you drink too much rum  

[ll Angelic Avenger ll]

did we even got married?  

[avalonsThief]

You talk like LOL Cats! It get's annoying after a while, y'know!  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you confuse me  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

i want a divorce cuz i caught you flirting with my celebrity date  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you won't take off your hat and quite frankly, it's starting to smell  

[Okami Hatake]

I wasnt a divorce because your hair scares me  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

I want a divorce cuz your blue hair is blinding me  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because your red nose freaks me out.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I divorce you 'cause you won't let me moon walk with you.