The Corrupted Wish Game

[TillxGone]

Granted but, it's just a penny.

I wish to be able to finish outlines faster.

 

[SapphireSara3]

Granted, but they are outlines sketches? K, that was lame.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Soraiya Zegashiki]

Granted, but you can never touch land again.

I wish I could speak every language.  

[SapphireSara3]

Granted, but the human race doesn't use languages anymore.

I wish I could find a cool wallpaper or my laptop.  

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

Granted, but the wallpaper is porn pictures.

I wish for a ruler.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity

 

[SapphireSara3]

Granted, but it's measured in snails.

I wish it wouldn't be humid tomorrow.

 

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

Granted but, it's freezing cold outside.
Like 'The Day After Tomorrow' cold.

I wish my sore throat was gone.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity

 

[SapphireSara3]

Granted, but now you have cancer. O;

I wish that my socks didn't have holes in them.

 

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

Granted, but there are holes on the bottom of your shoes now.

I wish for 27 dresses.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity

 

[SapphireSara3]

Granted, but they are hand-me-down-hobo-worn dresses.  

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

>>
Seeing that you haven't wished for anything.
So, I give you a hail storm!

I wish for something.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity

 

[MeiXian]

Granted, but it's a piece of poo.

I wish school was over.  

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

Granted, but you then need to start working at a long term job with low pay.

I wish to not go to Disney land.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity

 

[SapphireSara3]

>>

Granted, but instead you have to take your little cousin to see Kung Fu Panda.

I wish I could cure my boredom.

<<

 

[TillxGone]

Hey, call the angels. This razor blade was meant for me..

Granted, but the cure to your boredom is going back to school.

I wish for better heels.

...Hey, call the angels. We'll mutilate insanity