## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[momo is momo]

i want a divorce cuz u wont share your carrot >.<  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because the dream fairy advised me to do so.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I'm jealous that the dream fairy tells you good things and only tells me bad things.  

[momo is momo]

i want a divorce because u keep poking me with your trident >.<  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you only talk to yourself~

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'm stalking you because you seem to be standing right next to me.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you're stalking Misty  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you won't walk the dog~

 

[Jessebearr]

i want a divorce cuz ur too sexy neutral  

[SuperGirl498]

i want a divorce cuz ur animals freak me out.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce 'cause you're freaked out by animals  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you keep looking at me funny~

 

[jellybelly96]

i want a divorce cuz ur a girl!  

[Ami_chan413]

i want a divorve cause ur a girl and u pushed me off a cliff  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you grew a tail