What Item Would You Steal From The Avatar Above You [GAME]

[LanceCalvis]

There is no such thing as a Demon Archer. But there is a Ranger in Demonic armor. I have 95 ranged defense after stats your attempts are in vain. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

I don't know what you're talking about. xd  

[LanceCalvis]

Adventurequest is what I am talking about. Shadow Cloak + Reign Shield = 65 ranged. 100 dex = 10 more and the signs add an additional 13 so that is..I miscalculated, I have 88 ranged currently. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Fascinating.
*Puts an arrow between your eyes*
xd  

[LanceCalvis]

I think you've been hanging out with Demonic too much. Hmmm let's see, how can we solve this situation intelligently, picks up a crossbow. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Fair enough, I can do this legitimately. xd

Standing across from you, I reach to my belt and draw my sword, a katana forged of cold steel, hundreds of years old, but as sharp as the day it was made. I stare you down with my eyes of darkness, and enter a battle stance.  

[LanceCalvis]

Looking at my arsenal of weapons I chose my Frozen Flagpole. Its a cold metal flagpole. With a string attached to the end of it. And a blue eyed moglin with its tongue stuck to the pole. It has the special ability of making you stop and wonder why there is a Moglin with its tongue stuck to this weapon. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

I c**k my head in wonder, then shake the sensation, returning to the moment.
"Your odd little critter won't be enough to save you."
I whirl my blade in wide, vertical arcs in front of myself. The metal flashes harshly in the light, and the air sings as the sword cuts through it.  

[l-VK-l]

[Death Whisper]

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

It's not even mine, lol. Kylie lent it to me.
I could use another Katana.  

[l-VK-l]

[I would lend out 1 of my 7 but I'm afraid I don't trust you]
[A katana would be kinna small on the right side. It would be eaten by the avi]
[x.x]

 

[LanceCalvis]

I strike at your right shoulder with my cold metal weapon. Something catches my nose as I strike..Do you smell, Penguin Salesman. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

I grab the end of the pole and tuck it under my arm. I hold my sword aimed directly at your midsection, and yank on the flagpole, pulling you forward.  

[LanceCalvis]

I surrender and decide to godmod a bit. I equip a golf cart as an armor. Then start chasing the Penguin around Loh. 3nodding  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Well give him one too. Be fair. xd