.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[RainbowAlpacaz]

Granted, but then it turns into the flu.
I wish for a batch of cookies.  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

(umm.. justin beiber is already making annoying high pitched screechy noises)

granted but they are poisoned

I wish I had a cute panda :3  

[Allikat27]

Granted but it eats your head off.

I wish Shannon's shoes did not get stuck in the mud.  

[xukshia]

Ungranted. After you pulled them off, they fell into gum on the floor.

I wish this wish is ungranted.

 

[InuKiky]

Wish...ungranted? You make this extremely difficult.

I wish that life wasn't so difficult.  

[- Nanokax -]

Wish granted, but then you start think life was boring :/

I wish to have a boyfriend T^T

 

[Allikat27]

Wish granted, but he only asked you out to make you happy because you seemed sad and broke up with you in less than 48-hours. (I'm sorry, that actually happened to me)

I wish for some shoe paste.  

[Avaerie]

Granted! You now have shoe paste, but someone broke into your house! And took all your shoes.

I wish I weren't sick anymore.

 

[Allikat27]

Wish granted, but it took exaxtly 29 days so you felt terrible for almost a whole month!... And they you got the bubonic plague.

I wish I would win the Random Number Game!  

[lostdeathblackrose]

wish granted but then the numbwr changed


i wish for immortality  

[InuKiky]

Granted, but everyone around you suddenly dies and the world is a cold, desolate place where there's no food, shelter, or water.

I wish my sister wasn't such a b***h.  

[Allikat27]

Granted, but now she thinks she's Miley Cyrus.

I wish for a Sour Patch Kids candy cane!!! (sooooo good!)  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted but jusin beiber Poisoned it

I wish justin beiber would just die  

[miss-monotony]

Wish Granted. Justin Beiber dies but a more annoying and high pitched teen "star" comes along.

I wish that I could find something to wish for.  

[Dazed Poppet]

Wish granted, but your subconscience wishes for the destruction of the world. (Technically, you still haven't thought of a wish x)
^ always findin loopholes, see?

I wish for a VCR player.