Super random awesomeness (formerly introduce yourself)

[mathwl1020]

*appears out of nowhere in a blast that knocks everyone off their feet*
I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!
*looks at everyone*
'ello peopleses!!!!
*walks over to shadow*
I gave a friend of mine a message to send to you explaining why I couldn't get on, but I don't think you got it 'cuz he's a retard
-Cough Cough- sirkarl2 -Cough Cough-  

[Lanie_may_702]

Woosh  

[mathwl1020]

*walks over to lanie and her wooshyness*
'ello
*stabs lanie with a chocolate covered blueberry*
YAY!  

[Krell356]

*hits Matt with a sledge hammer* Bout time you got back. *looks over at Lanie* LANIE! *tackles Lanie*  

[Hoshigiri]

Does being stabbed with a chocolate covered blueberry even hurt?? *is pondering this*  

[Krell356]

Nope which is Why I tackled Lanie instead of giving her medical treatment. *looks back to Lanie* Can I has another cookie miss Lanie mam?  

[Lanie_may_702]

Yeppers!
*gives krell a cookie*
Now go be a nice little Krell and eat your cookie!  

[mathwl1020]

*steals krells cookie*
omnomnomnomnom!  

[Krell356]

*steals cookie back* You probably should have eaten the cookie before omnomnoming. *eats cookie*  

[mathwl1020]

you think I stole the cookie to eat it?
*puts up arm and sleeve falls down, showing an empty syringe with cookie on the needle*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
I have injected you with 20cc's of radiation, enjoy your death!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!  

[Krell356]

yea except it looks like you injected the cookie thats on your arm instead if the one I ate... Also I don't mean to criticize, but a syringe of radiation not only doesn't make sense, it's also probably not a good idea to wear it strapped to your arm thereby killing you as well.  

[Hoshigiri]

*somewhere in the background a drumbeat does the du-du-doosh sound*  

[Krell356]

*takes a bow*  

[mathwl1020]

no, its the radiation that they use for kemo
20ccs is an extreme overdose, and here,
*shoves cookie full of radiation in krells mouth*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!