## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because your neko you adopted, keeps drinking up all the milk

 

[otakuspirit]

i want a divorce because you're too sexy  

[Jessebearr]

i wantz a divorce cuz zeus (u) iz a vengeful god  

[momo is momo]

i want a divorce cuz the little person thing next to u slapped me crying  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because your shorts taunt me!  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I never married you!

 

[_ii-jEsSiCa-ii_]

i want to divorce with you because i love someone than yours.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I don't think we've met???

 

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because I don't remember you having cat ears  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you don't pay attention to me...  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you demand attention  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because you don't realise your supposed to give your partner attention!  

[Jessebearr]

i want a divorce cuz ur butt is too big XD  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because you haven't realised that's a good thing on a centaur.  

[Jessebearr]

i want a divorce cuz im not into bestiality!!