Corrupted Wish Game

[Misty Marina]

Granted..but then they keep cutting your tongue & lips when you eat & talk~


I wish i was a speed reader~

 

[kokushibyou-_0]

granted, but then you read everything there is to read in the world and then tour head implodes from all the info.

I wish i could type faster.  

[Mirashuka Ichaga]

granted, but once you start typing you cant stop and your fingers fall off and your keyboard is ruined

i wish i was in me and my bf were in our early 20s  

[Therinert]

granted but your in your early 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 (i only put commas so i dont get lost
i wish that my english teacher quit  

[Mirashuka Ichaga]

granted but now you have a worse english teacher.... (lol about last one)

i wish for my votech to burn down (everyone would be gone btw)  

[Therinert]

granted it burns down but so does you
i wish my english teacher became a hobo 8D  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted but you ex english teaches the homeless how to read and write thus they can rise up and take over the world.

I wish i could draw manga.  

[Mirashuka Ichaga]

granted but all you can draw is dogs...

i wish i didnt have to pay so much for avi art  

[Therinert]

granted but they avi's suck  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but you literally get nothing for your wish. (you forgot to wish)

I wish for a corn dog.  

[Mirashuka Ichaga]

granted but instead of you eating it.. it eats you..

i wish people were a little nicer about things stare  

[avalonsThief]

Granted, but now the person you hate ((If there is one)) loves you and wants to be your best friend FOREVER.


I wish the weather would warm up. :/  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted but now the polar ice caps melt and Al Gore is running sayin' I TOLDYA SO, I TOLDYA SO!

I wish my dog wasn't such a mooch.  

[Therinert]

what ever that means rolleyes he does the exact oppsite of what you wish for
i wish i could make sense  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but you just make pennies.

I wish i didn't have to put quotes in my essay.