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Iggy The Balrog

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:40 am


Invictus_88
Iggy The Balrog
Invictus_88
Got a bus back from Bath, it was fully of agressive drunken chavs.

Vermin.

I used to have a bit of restrain in my contempt but it's evaporaten now.

Vermin. Unreservedly so.


Ugh, don't talk to me about Chavs in Bath. Aren't they all native to Bristol, anyway?


You in Bath much?

Yeah, most of them are from Bristol, but this lot were Melksham.


Not as much as I'd like to be: my boyfriend lives near there in Radstock so its a pretty big commute from the West Midlands to there.
I'm not a fan of the city as a rule - its a bit pokey and the bus service is just a pain. You live there?
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:32 am


http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ChavhemianRhapsody.html

Heh, bad taste but I -do- like Queen.

Invictus_88
Captain


Iggy The Balrog

PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:04 am


Invictus_88
http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ChavhemianRhapsody.html

Heh, bad taste but I -do- like Queen.


Who doesn't?

Hah, its funny 'cause its true.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:14 am


Iggy The Balrog
Invictus_88
http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ChavhemianRhapsody.html

Heh, bad taste but I -do- like Queen.


Who doesn't?

Hah, its funny 'cause its true.

Damn straight it's funny 'cause it's true!

Right, funny story involving chavs.

Me, (skater and basically chav enemy number 1 in our school...), made up a taking-the-piss MC for the chavs, and they liked it. Turns out I can MC. What's MC stand for anyway, master chav? Anyway, the chavs told their chav friends and they all wanted to hear it, and they told their chav friends and now I have half the chavs in the school as groupies.

Crumpet Lord


Invictus_88
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:12 am


Crumpet Lord
...and now I have half the chavs in the school as groupies.


*drop monocle in shock*

Good heavens, you're a braver man than me!

lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:17 am


My school is just full of Chavs, if your not wearing a tracksuit or fake burberry baseball cap your a "goffik" and are therefore the enemy...even if you look nothing like a "goffik"

Do you think they even know what one is? ninja

Scraffy


Crumpet Lord

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:46 am


Scraffy
My school is just full of Chavs, if your not wearing a tracksuit or fake burberry baseball cap your a "goffik" and are therefore the enemy...even if you look nothing like a "goffik"

Do you think they even know what one is? ninja

Doubt it stare

And yes Invictus, I agree. I shouldered some of the "'Ardest" chavs in football. Turns out they weren't that hard afterall. xp
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:04 am


Chavs. Hate em. Always have done.
They always ask me for smokes.

--Says Moo. Yar.

-[.Moo.]-


Crumpet Lord

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:43 am


The infamous chav-gangsta-mc-rap-thing:

My name is Ben I like to MC
I hang round in a gang of fif-ty
If you get our attantion ther's nothing you can do
'Cos there's 50 of us and only one of you

Yeah cos I is a chavvy I'll teach ya 'bout bling
With me TN hat and me sovereign rings
I wear A ecko tracksuit an' a phat gold chain
It starts to go green, in da rain.


Major piss-take twisted
PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 pm


My area is full of chavs. Violent ones, too.

Luckily the ones on my street are still young. I can just about handle tracksuit-clad children yelling "Grunjaaa" at me every time I walk past. Luckily they're still only 10, so I'll be going off to university around the same time they discover knives and binge drinking and the infamous phrase "gimme your phone, blad" (just over two years).

Flamed-Freak


Dark Pieman

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:44 am


illyrianth
Autograph
I think it's hilarious how they insist on saying how 'gay' everything is. xd


~snickers~ It's jealousy...they so WANT to be gay


I wish they were. It would stop them breeding.
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:48 pm


Crumpet Lord
a phat gold chain
It starts to go green, in da rain.


That's my favourite line.

They buy their jewellery from Argos.

Whatever Minger, your Ma' Works in Mcdonalds!!

I used to come in very close contact with hundreds of chavs a day because I worked in Primark. It was a dark time in my life.

ficklefiend
Crew


ficklefiend
Crew

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:55 pm


Invictus_88
http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ChavhemianRhapsody.html

Heh, bad taste but I -do- like Queen.


I know someone who owns one of those clown necklaces. Why..WHY??!
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:58 pm


Invictus_88
Crumpet Lord
...and now I have half the chavs in the school as groupies.


*drop monocle in shock*

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=191 ?

This is it people. It's 3.57am on a college night and I'm on an "anime roleplaying forum" referencing webcomics. If life gets any more interesting than this, I don't want to hear about it!

Foetus In Fetu
Vice Captain


Invictus_88
Captain

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:42 am


Foetus In Fetu
Invictus_88
Crumpet Lord
...and now I have half the chavs in the school as groupies.


*drop monocle in shock*

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=191 ?

This is it people. It's 3.57am on a college night and I'm on an "anime roleplaying forum" referencing webcomics. If life gets any more interesting than this, I don't want to hear about it!


Um, I understood none of that. Except the monocle, the tea and the stressed hatred.

Inyuwhat? I know -nothing- about anime.

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