Corrupt a Wish! Game

[infernal_soul]

(pain isnt an emotion >.> its what you physically feel)
granted but then they end up likeing DiC's version better

i wish.... i wish i could play WoW D: damn you nick for talking about it all the damn time while ive been away, and makeing me want to play it so bad you little s**t ><  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but it sucks.

(That one's kind of hard to corrupt)

I wish I could draw ferocious lions!  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but you can only seem to capture the ferocity of the lions you draw when they are either having sex or are in the process of ripping their prey to pieces.

I wish Melody had an easier time corrupting WoW wishes.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

[I didn't mean it as am emotion, I meant it as actual physical pain o_o]

Granted, but then she can't currupt any more wishes.

I wish my earbuds didn't break.  

[infernal_soul]

granted but they end up working at 250% proficiency and shatter your eardrums rendering you deaf

i wish my little sister were nicer to me ;=;  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but she becomes so incredibly giving to you that she becomes just plain creepy. >_> We're talking someone who would get down on their knees with their top already flung across the room if you were to ask them for a blow-job...and when that person is your sister, let alone your younger sister, that is NOT a cool thing. Unless you're my stepbrother. XD

I wish someone gave me a wish that was nearly impossible to corrupt in a sexual manner.  

[infernal_soul]

(yes, that would be really ******** creepy)
granted but then every other wish after that is sexually corrupted 10 fold  

[Agent-Obvious]

I wish Zero had not forgot to make a wish!  

[Lieutenant--Dan]

Mack the Dragon Rider

I wish Zero had not forgot to make a wish!

Granted, but his next wish was for a 4Chan raid of Anime Garden.

I wish 4Chan wasnt full of haxx0rz and child molestors. gonk  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but instead it becomes filled with pot farmers and meth lab workers. ^_^

I wish my bulldog would get neutered already. sweatdrop  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but he does things unimagianable to you for spite for wishing him to get neutered

I wish my computer load faster than it is now.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but it loads so fast that it explodes.

I wish I could wish again.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but you accidentally wish yourself into a state of unwishingness.

I wish I knw what that just meant.  

[infernal_soul]

granted but then you explaine it to everyone and it causes their heads to go boom

i wish.... i had something to wish for cause this was the best damn weekend i ever had  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but you end up wishing that Canada was the next target after Glasgow.

I wish I was more sensitive to the casualties (and potential casualties) of terrorist plots.