OmG! I can't believe this. I'm going to be so late... *paces vigorously around the room* Gahh!!! *pulls out hair from head, and falls hard onto his knees*
One of my close buddies hooked me up with this, supposed to be, really hot chick, and I'm supposed to pick her up in about an hour from now and take her to the movies, but my Scion just transformed into a giant robot, ate all the cars in the garage, and fled into town to meet up with its buddies to destroy the galaxy. I thought I'd be lucky enough to go get a ride when I saw the "Free Car" ad outside of my broken window, but when I arrived at the garage they told me that they had to sell their cars at a price of 10kk because they were running short of automobiles.
Then, out of the deep blue sky, a large chicken fell and landed right next to me offering me a deal to get a car to pick up my girl, "Just 1k, and I'll give you the fastest car ever built in Gaia."
"But I don't even have that kind of money!" gonk
"Then... too bad..."
"Wait... no... anything!! I'll do anything!!! Please!"
"Then you must cover yourself in rotten egg yolk, and have your way with my daughter." I immediatly refused, not willing to give up my virginity to an animal, and walked away. But, the town clock bell dinged and I were 30 min. driving distance away from my chance with a hot date. So I turned and asked for a few minutes to change my mind. With that being approved, I quickly ran across the street to my house, logged onto the computer, and searched around for some quick cash but it just wasn't enough to make ends meet. So.. here I am.... Pacing back and forth in my room... Pondering whether or not I'll ever even have a girl in my life.. Gosh.. I'm going to be single forever! Please, I need this money!
((to be continued... yet.. the fate of my pride and life will decide on your generosity.))
One of my close buddies hooked me up with this, supposed to be, really hot chick, and I'm supposed to pick her up in about an hour from now and take her to the movies, but my Scion just transformed into a giant robot, ate all the cars in the garage, and fled into town to meet up with its buddies to destroy the galaxy. I thought I'd be lucky enough to go get a ride when I saw the "Free Car" ad outside of my broken window, but when I arrived at the garage they told me that they had to sell their cars at a price of 10kk because they were running short of automobiles.
Then, out of the deep blue sky, a large chicken fell and landed right next to me offering me a deal to get a car to pick up my girl, "Just 1k, and I'll give you the fastest car ever built in Gaia."
"But I don't even have that kind of money!" gonk
"Then... too bad..."
"Wait... no... anything!! I'll do anything!!! Please!"
"Then you must cover yourself in rotten egg yolk, and have your way with my daughter." I immediatly refused, not willing to give up my virginity to an animal, and walked away. But, the town clock bell dinged and I were 30 min. driving distance away from my chance with a hot date. So I turned and asked for a few minutes to change my mind. With that being approved, I quickly ran across the street to my house, logged onto the computer, and searched around for some quick cash but it just wasn't enough to make ends meet. So.. here I am.... Pacing back and forth in my room... Pondering whether or not I'll ever even have a girl in my life.. Gosh.. I'm going to be single forever! Please, I need this money!
((to be continued... yet.. the fate of my pride and life will decide on your generosity.))
